I'm at UMich

Woah, free UMich TASP for three. Now who should I take? Foucault andObstinate

(Shootzzzz) Aww flip
Get your tissues ready it's about to go down (shootz, yeah)
All you other TASP programs hold your boring lives (shootz, yeah)
But look alive like Michel Foucault
We runnin this, let's go

I'm at UMich (I'm at UMich)
I'm at UMich (I'm at UMich )
Everybody look at me cause I'm a TASPer at UMich (TASPer at UMich)
I'm at UMich (I'm at UMich)
I'm at UMich (I'm at UMich)
Take a good hard look youre getting schooled by UMich (UMich, yeah)

Im at UMich wannabes now take a look at me
A mansion on a hill, livin like a VIP
Seminars hot, like you guys can only wish
You can't ever match our program cause I'm at UMich

Philosophize, trick (trick) I'm at UMich, slick (slick)
We eating yogo bliss champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my banjo, and my ukelele
I'm reading Nietzsche, Austins watching some hipster movie

We wearing superfly vests, we objectively best
Your tears are fallin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Cornell, this legit as it gets
I'm at UMich, yo hook it up, don't you ever forget

I'm at UMich and, it's goin fast and
I gotta figure out this neverending onion
I'm the king of the world, we TASPers like Neo
Youre in the real world, so you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the flip up, this TASP is REAL!!!}

Flip Cornell, I'm at UMich, MichelFoucault (MichelFoucault)
Flip UT, I break the laws, MichelFoucault (MichelFoucault)
I'm at UMich with my brahs, MichelFoucault (yeah)
UMich hears your applause, MichelFoucault

Hey yall, if you could see me now (see me now)
Ywanna be me but dont know how (dont know how)
Gonna fly UMich to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Anaximander, the nozzle of the bellows.

Yeah, never thought I'd be at TASP
I wrote my essays the night before (yeah)
Obstinate~!! Look at me, oh (mushroom parents)
Never thought I'd see the day
Id be chilling in the FP with Ray
Believe me when I say, its UMich so make way.

[Chorus]

Whoahhh
Sho-sho-shootz, shootz
Yeah yeah yeahhh

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[HPfan2012]

i wanted to kill myself after hearing this!! STOP THE TORTURE

[chilLAXgreg25]

hmmmmm so obviously umich isnt a theatre school

[mabrires]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

WHY THE HECK WOULD TWO PEOPLE DISLIKE IT

[tapiston32]

shibikins!