I'm The Guy - KNOOK

Heartwarming love song by Logan Mills and Travis Pulchinski a.k.a. KNOOK. (This song is a parody and is not an expression of either of our actual feelings or desires).

Lyrics:

I'm the guy across the room,
smiling gently back at you
You may not know me,
but I'm surely the guy for you

Tender lips and supple grace,
the way your hair falls on your face
Standing there, drink in hand,
my knees are weak, can barely stand

The way you laugh the way you talk,
it gives me tingles in my...spine

The macho manly thing to do
would be to go over there and talk to you
But I'm so nervous I can barely think,
so I'll just slip this pill into your drink!

Chorus1

Cuz I'm the guy who's always watching when you think that you're alone
I'm the guy who gets into my truck and follows you right home
I'm the guy who calls in the middle of the night and never says a word
I'm the guy who records your telephone calls when you think that you're not heard


the greatest joy i've ever known,
was the time i snuck into your home
placed video camera's everywhere
so i could sit at home and stare

I check my cameras every hour
to see if you've been in the shower
In front of the mirror you smile and pose
as i mentally erase your clothes!

I photographed you at the bus stop
and edited it in photoshop
Now you're kneeling in front of my bed
as your about to give me.......
a present??

I really hope that you don't mind,
but I stole your panties for my shrine
There's pictures and there's poems there
and several follicles of your hair

I took them from your comb that time
When you were out with your boyfriend
Who mysteriously disappeared that very night and wasn't found until 6 months later at the bottom of the river with bricks tied to his feet and a large abrasion on his head that suggested it had been smashed in by a large, heavy object, perhaps a 10-inch red tire iron, but the murderer was never found and the case was eventually dismissed due to lack of evidence...

Yea, but so sorry about the hair I took from your brush that night...
Hmmm....

I could be the guy for you
if only you'd return the anonymous letters I sent
I signed them in my own blood,
You could have them DNA tested...

Chorus2

Cuz I'm the guy who knows your razor brand and how you like your tea
Shick for Women with 4 blades, 2 sugars and 1 cream
I'm the guy who has binoculars so you can never hide
I'm the guy who checks your Facebook page, with lotion by my side

Bridge

Nylon, cotton, maybe twine,
Which would be the best to bind
You in my basement, all for me
Where you will stay for eternity...

Chorus1

Cuz I'm the guy who's always watching when you think that you're alone
I'm the guy who gets into my truck and follows you right home
I'm the guy who calls in the middle of the night and never says a word
I'm the guy who records your telephone calls when you think that you're not heard

Chorus2

Cuz I'm the guy who knows your razor brand and how you like your tea
Shick for Women with 4 blades, 2 sugars and 1 cream
I'm the guy who has binoculars so you can never hide
I'm the guy who checks your facebook page, with lotion by my side

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• i'm
• the
• guy
• stalker
• KNOOK
• NOOK
• Travis
• Pulchinski
• Logan
• Mills
• WinnieT11
• Bo
• Burnham
• Stephan
• Lynch
• Flight
• of
• conchords
• duo
• parody
• song

[LaurenCutthroat]

AHAHA, Oh my goodness! This was hilarious!

[StuckWhereIAm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAH

HAHA

hah

lol........every.single. saudi guy will be able to relate to this

[krbs777]

um..cool i guess

keep shootin for your musical star... -Katelyn Bowles-Starcher or Krbs777

[MetalPizzaHardcore]

This is fucking hilarious!

Omg, I can't stop chuckling.

[coopstonhotmailcom]

fucking amazing

[britne123]

HAHAHAHAHAHA wow you guys are skilled!

my buddy sent me this just a monute ago and I think it's hilarious! keep rockin

-Brit-