All Financial Experts Urge Americans To Invest Money In Print Media Immediately

All experts agree that the failing U.S. economy is no reason not to invest in print media, Dick Cheney's new memoir reveals he's going to live a long, happy life and we're powerless to stop him., and Charmin introduces a new disposable toilet paper. It's the week of August 29th, 2011.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• onion
• the onion
• comedy
• satire
• onion review
• print media

[megamuffin15]

I thought The Onion was fake news.

[iamcoolstephen1234]

DISPOSABLE TOILET PAPER!? That's genius! Why didn't I think of that?

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

I've heard Kevin Spacey is a nice guy. My uncle used to know him. My family is in the gaming industry in Nevada. He was running the sports book at the time and Spacey stayed at the hotel several times. He didn't bet. He played card games and I think some tables but since my uncle was a director, he helped with the high-rollers and celebrities. Anyway, one day it came up and I remembered the story, so there you go.

[TheExileElite]

i'm drinking coffee

[Kittymouth]

I love the week in review segments best.

[fosterslover]

These new onion videos just aren't as witty as the old ones.

[MsSunhappy]

are you trolling me? this is too real to be fake!

[UntoldInk]

Disposable toilet roll?

I might just add that to the list with my glass hammer, tartan paint and elbow grease!

[marine5546]

Nice work Charmin. But I still prefer cheaper non-disposable off brands.