Nervous Energy- Atheisto

Atheist is hexed by a religious fanatic and uses his powers to take down crime and religion while discounting his own abilities while he searches for a logical explanation for his newfound powers

Lyrics:

He was a biologist, who worked in a lab all day
When it came to religion he didnt really care what you had to say

On the streets outside his lab someone passed him a holy text
When he threw it in the trash, someone saw and whispered a vengeful hex

But there was something odd about this certain biologists genome
And he found that he had superpowers by the time that he got home

There's gotta be some logic to this, a scientific explanation
But until I find it out, I'm gonna go and help the nation

CHORUS:
ATHEISTO! Fighting crime and religion with logic and reason! ATHEISTO! And maybe a few magical powers! ATHEISTO! Discounting his abilities for his sensibilities! ATHEISTO! He's gonna bring new hope, he's gonna take down the pope!

He went to save a cat in a tree and the owner said "You've answered my prayer!"
So he kindly tapped the cat on the head and just left it up there

Took collection plates from a church and took them to a homeless shelter
When they said "Thank God for you!" he screamed "NOOOO!!!! Thank....."

CHORUS

Category:

Music

Tags:

• atheism
• religion
• hitchens
• swaggart
• biology
• science
• comedy
• devo
• fun