Feminism, Communism

Ideological Calamities!

Music and Lyrics by Billy Geltzeiler:


When it comes to opinions, and ways of thinking
Im a tolerable man
But there are certain things, in which people believe
That I just dont understand
And I dont shun individuals for having these views
But if you tried to recruit my ass Id harshly refuse
And here are two examples of these radical things
And Ill share them with all of yous.

Feminism and Communism
Are two things that I hate
Im not a woman or a North Korean
I just cannot relate
Dont wanna turn my bra into a cloud of smoke
Dont wanna share my income with my country folk
Feminism and Communism
I never can recuperate

Now I understand all about religion
The shepherd and his sheep
And I can wrap my mind around Calculus
I can do integrals in my sleep
But when it comes governmental plans like Cubas and Chinas
And loads of women whining about shaving their legs
I get a little antsy and my body goes numb
And I got the reasons pegged.

Feminism and Communism
The two just do not click
Why should I be the scum of the Earth
Just because I have a dick?
Because I wanna keep my money and not give it to jerks
Who sit there on their lazy ass and dont wanna work
Feminism and Communism
It all just makes me sick

Now there are certain aspects, of these two concepts
If I could just unlock
How to successfully stick it to the man
Or do that cool straight-legged walk (yea yea!)
But these are secrets lost forever, cannot be found
The secrets that died with people like Blackwell* and Mao†
The qualities that set apart these groups from the rest
Both annoying and profound

Feminism and Communism
Mom and Dad did not convey
Treat woman kindly, take care of them
In a Capitalism way
But I am not upset, no I wont shed no tears
These ideologies will be here 1000 more years
Feminism and Communism
Worry about it another day!



* = Elizabeth Blackwell, the United States' first female doctor

† = Mao Zedong, a Chinese military and political dictator who led the Communist Party of China from 1949 - 1976

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• communism
• billy
• geltzeiler
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• it
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• ideologies
• mao
• blackwell

[xEWx]

how come when i asked you an integral question last semester you couldnt do it? and you were fully awake..... yet another song filled of major chords and lies!

[BillyG800]

@xEWx lmfao wiwson

[Crime1234management]

Hello Billy, I'm trying out a new web browser and stumbled across your channel you look like a stereotypical Jewish person. I like the glasses and the bushy eyebrows I wonder what you look like with your underpants around your ankles. Ok Billy, don't forget the hair removal cream I like a smooth one. P.S. tidy up the bedroom before filming.

[BillyG800]

@Crime1234management thanks! and only NERDS clean their rooms! waaaaah. :-D

[hermionehp1100]

lol now I miss you. you should treat women in a capitalism way...buy them stuff! (and you can probably tell who this is based on my username)

[BillyG800]

um...hermione from harry potter?

[Groudie101]

I always come back to this song! I love it! :)

[gaelgeseomra]

Excellent,should get this into the charts.

[wwfww]

why do men, nowadays, act and sound like shalow high school girls?

[TheRivetthead]

feminist are communist whores

[33Sexybeast]

Communism is so misunderstood. You have no idea of what you're talking about. Seriously.

[Malthus0]

@MartyredxMaiden ''noone understands communism until they've read Karl Marx''It took me a while to work out what the heck they were saying. ''Russia and China do it allllllll wrong'' That is because states can't 'do' it full stop.(nor can anyone else). It is one of the least practicable ideologies there is. Not just because he did not realise why running a society like a factory couldn't work. But also because he did not set out a clear method for acheving beyond letting history sort it out.

[MartyredxMaiden]

@xXxRUSTINPEACExXx perfectly put. all feminism is is to ensure womens rights, like cutting down on abuse in cultures around the world etc etc and combatting sexism. and communism, noone understands communism until they've read Karl Marx and Friederick Engels book because Russia and China do it allllllll wrong. they are dictatorships with communist economies. communism is not a government type, so many ppl make that mistake.

[GiveMeLiberty3]

Why doesn't this guy have a record deal?

This is better than most music on the radio!

I also detest feminism & communism.

[virusmonster]

@xXxRUSTINPEACExXX I'm sorry what I diddnt understand you the first 8 times can you repeat that