RUSSO - Dominic the Guido (Jersey Shore Life)

Are you a guido? Do you like making fun of guidos? Are you a fan/opponent of MTV's Jersey Shore? If you've answered 'yes' to any of these, then you're bound to love our new song. Kick back, relax, and fire up the fist-pump, baby, because we're flyin' down the parkway!

DISCLAIMER: We are not trying to be offensive towards Italian Americans. We are just making fun of the people that give the rest of us a bad rap. Also, we are not attacking the residents of the great state of New Jersey. We love our state and despise what MTV has done to yet again make us look like fools.

Lyrics by Cris Russo
Music by RUSSO
Images/Video courtesy of Google images, YouTube (special shout outs to "My New Haircut," "Jersey Shore," and "Guido Beach"), and every doucher you've seen here.
Video edited by Vincent Crapello

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Music

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• MTV Jersey Shore
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• guido
• guidette
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• new jersey
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• seaside
• belmar
• long island
• staten island
• brittany spears
• d'jais
• point pleasant
• bar a
• red bank
• the situation
• snooki street fighter
• snooki gets punched
• jersey son
• douche bag beach
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• my new haircut

[minority86]

@TAKEMARU666 You are a fucking idiot kid. I'm italian and sicilian and live on Staten Island. These fucking jersey shore imbeciles are a fucking joke and disgrace to italians kid. Theres a difference between tan skin and ornange skin you fucking idiot. You're obviously a guido just from the dumb fucking comment you posted or you're just talking out your ass, trying to act smart like you know what you're talking about. Now get the fuck out.

[smackie0522]

the only chicks who think dudes like this are hot are orange fake-baked, duck-face making, hair-extension wearing, fake-purse rocking bitches who wear sunglasses indoors...gross.

[KillerfulProducts]

what the fuck America, you let this happen I'm soo fucking pissed off at this failure of a generation

[sslkk1]

Five years ago I used to think Italians were cool because of organized crime and culture but these guys are fucking stupid I bet most don't even speak Italian I feel bad for them

[Bosfootball]

Why is it that only Italians that are in america act like this ???? You never see the italians in Brazil,Argentina,Mexico act this way ......shame

giving italians guys a bad name.

[Odinsravner]

white guys they all lock the same

[TuTuShangada]

So many haters, let me guess one of these guidos took your girl ? Now your pissed and you stay home to jerk off so you have time to make vids like this, it's ok we understand.

[MrBoogieJay]

I'm not italian but chill out man its just a song yeah buddy xD

[LatinaChef1986]

LMFAO! I feel for my other fellow Italian Americans and the good people of New Jersey who don't act like this at all.

[howarethingsindenver]

this song makes me want to drink......

[hulmil]

guidiotas lol.

[RetardsRus18]

@smackie0522 what's wrong with sunglasses indoors? the rest is right