Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 41: Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies, pt. 3

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Mr. Meany is still a Posh Spice zombie, and an old friend returns to explain why.

Sweetie: Hi, folks. Mr. Meany is still Posh Spice. I'll admit, it was kinda fun at first. We spent seve hours shopping for slutty outfits at the mall, then he redecorated his side of our room to look more glam and girly.

Posh-Meany: Girl power! Spice up your life!

Sweetie: But now he's starting to drive me nuts. He won't shut up with all those stupid Spice Girl catch phrases.

Posh-Meany: (Gazing thoughtfully into the distance.) Zigga-zigga.

Sweetie: I've gotta change him back, before I beat him to death with a Prada handbag. The worst part is, he makes himself puke like every three minutes. (Off camera, we hear Posh-Meany puking.) There he goes again. Well, I think I know the clown behind this... (Turns to speak on their video-phone.) Sweetie calling Lulzo. Come in, Lulzo.

(Lulzo appears. He looks even worse than he did the last time we saw him. He's blurry, he keeps strobing and leaving trails of sparks as he moves.)

Lulzo: Hello, Sweetie. You look well.

Sweetie: I can't say the same for you, you computer virus douchebag. Why are you all pixelated like that?

Lulzo: These are the effects of Mr Meany's little gift.

Sweetie: His gift? Oh, right. He gave you his digital syphilis.

Lulzo: Yes. An impressive little infection, I'll admit. And how is Meany doing today?

Sweetie: You already know. He's turned into Posh Spice, and you did it.

Lulzo: Yes. To thank him for his gift to me, I've given Mr Meany my greatest infection so far... The Posh Spice virus.

Sweetie: The Posh Spice Virus? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why Posh Spice?

Lulzo: Because she is world famous for no reason at all, and this amuses me. Fifteen years ago, she was in a band that made silly, forgettable pop tunes for little girls. Today she's best known for being skinny, having weird haircuts and being married to some guy who plays a sport Americans don't even give a popcorn fart about. She can't sing or dance or act, and she has starved away the beauty of her youth. She has nothing of interest to say, and once boasted that she'd never read a book... And yet her 15 minutes of fame have somehow lasted 15 long years. Well, since the humans are so fascinated by Posh, I've decided to give them all the Posh they could ever want, and more. I've created an army of virtual Victoria Beckhams, even more mindless and annoying than the real one. But these Victorias have a naughty secret. One look at their magic panties is all it takes to transmit the virus and transform you into one of my Posh Spice zombies forever.

Sweetie: Jesus Heywood Christ with string beans and Jello squares, you're even more pathetic than I thought. Change Meany back right now, or I'll pull off your little Lego arms and melt them in the microwave! Then I'll pop off your plastic clown nose, and... (She suddenly sees Posh-Meany is gone.) What the crap? Where did Meany go?

Lulzo: Mr. Meany is gone, one of the first victims of the Posh Spice virus. Now he is a Posh, stupid, vain and malnourished, and that Posh has gone forth to spice up somebody's life, and turn them into a Posh, too. And that new Posh will create another Posh, and those Poshes will create more Poshes, and on and on. (Epic, "big bad" music begins.) Soon the virus will spread beyond Xtranormal and the entire Internet will be nothing but a lot of Posh. Blogs about Posh, full of Posh gossip and Posh nipple slips! Posh wallpapers! Posh personal pages! Posh PDF's and podcasts about the latest Posh products! Today, Mr. Meany.... Tomorrow... Spiceworld!

(Many thanks to Xtranormal for featuring one of my videos on the front page! And thanks to incompetech.com for the music!)

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Comedy

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[greendude14]

this videos scare me this is creepy and i don't get it

[MsUrsulaHitler]

@greendude14: According to your profile, you're 14. So, sorry, but this video wasn't really aimed at you.

[hendrixthecat2009]

you are just too good, i have watched all of your vids in a matter of hours

btw do you want to know how to make a playlist? i saw you said you didn't know how on a earlier vid

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Thanks! The positive feedback really helps me keep going. You're not the first person who told me they watched them all at once... but I'm always impressed by that kind of endurance. I'm closing in on 50 of these things!

[aaaaicit2]

I can't help but wonder if Posh could tolerate this:) I used to think the world was run by military contractors but now I see it's run by Posh's hair-cut. Like, seriously.

[MsUrsulaHitler]

It must seem like I really despise her or something. The truth is I only find her vaguely annoying, I hardly ever think of her, but I wanted an annoying starlet for this story, she had to have an English accent because that's one of the more easily understood voices, and "Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies" was too good a title to resist.

(If you ever read this, Posh, know that I don't really want you dead... I actually don't give a damn about you!)

[breathingair]

popcorn fart. :D

[wwerocks206x]

ha ha lol funny

[A7Xsnaff]

lol popcorn fart

[Fancie1982]

fun video

[toxicsnafu]

haha nice description of posh spice, that alone could be its own video