Two and a Half Men: Sorry, dad, but you're no longer my master [HD] [S03E06]

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Isabella: Hear us, O Horned One.
Isabella: Wrap your dark wings around this young soul and grant him all the rewards he desires.
Jake: OK, um. Hi, Mr. Horned One.
Jake: Here's the deal. I'll trade you my soul for...
Jake: What do I get, like, three wishes?
Isabella: He's the Lord of the Underworld, not a genie.
Jake: Oh, OK. Can I talk to a genie?
Alan: Jake, get over here!
Jake: Sorry, dad, but you're no longer my master.
Alan: The hell I'm not! Go to your room!
Jake:You know, I'm old enough to choose my own religion.
Alan: Go!

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[ProFishingGuys]

what was wrong with alan's eye?

[faveroricardo]

@ProFishingGuys Isabella put a curse on him...

[CGSmij08]

......nice red undies......

[fh154wv]

@flupper13 It's entitled "Hi, Mr. Horned One", it's Episode 6 of Season 3 :)

[BuddyNovinski]

Such a perversion of Wicca!  I suppose it's for comedic purposes. If the writers satirized the eating of flesh and drinking of blood in Christianity (transubstantiation and the like), we'd find howls of protest.

[mixxman08]

Whats wrong with alans eye?? its closed to symbolize the all seeing eye

[bttfjulesvernemarty]

I mean meth

[bttfjulesvernemarty]

Look at Alan's eye and look at Charlie he looks like he took crystal math

[flupper13]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS?

[thephantomofthemetal]

lol imagine what Judith's reaction would be if she saw this

[thephantomofthemetal]

what season and episode is this? This is really funny

[areposo]

omg what the fuck is wrong witht the comments this is just an episode of two and a half men not a convention of black magic and shit