Hey! Hey! Hey! The Gazette( english translation)

Hey! Hey! Hey! interview of: The Gazette, hope you guys like it! They're talking about filth in the beauty/ gazette
Translation:
Of everyone on the Oricon best hits charts, this week, they
are the fifth spot. Gazette!
It's Gazette!
Man 1: what is that? Is he really good looking?
Gazette, In 2002, they made their appearance int eh visual kei scene.
Their first release grew ont he indies chart.
This year in March, they played a well-liked concert at Japan's Budokan.
Their newest single earns the Oricon's 5th place ranking!
We're going to completely dissect Gazette's glamour.

Man 1: Sorry, please introduce yourself.
Ruki: I'm the vocalist, Ruki.
Aoi: i'm the guitarist, Aoi.
Kai: I'm the drummer, Kai.
Uruha: I'm the guitarist, uruha.
Man 2: Yes, these are the members of the band...
Reita gets made and stands up
Man 2: Wow! A reaction!
Man 1: He stood up!
Man 2: Your name is?
Reita: I'm the bassist, Reita.
Man 1: So,someone in the band got disowned?
Ruki: Yes, yes, a long time ago( as a student) He said it was not possible.
Man 1: if i was a father, certainly( do the same)
Man 1: How is he now?
Ruki: Once we started entering the chart, and stuff, eh started to support.
Man 1: So, he now tells you his thoughts?
Ruki: Yes, everytiem i take the phone.
Man 1: What is with that?!
Ruki: Yes, it's mother on the phone.( i heard) '' Wait a second, i'll get father on the phone.''
Ruki: ''Hello. I heard it ( new song that was made).''
He guesses, but he gets it wrong.
Man 1: It is wrong!
Man 2: I heard '' Gazette'' actually means something like '' dad''.
Man 1: No, that is wrong!
Man 1: The others have yet to speak.
Man 1: Yes, it has all been about your dad.
Man 2: So, what jobs did you have( before Gazette)?
Aoi: I was working at a convenience store.
Kai: I was workign at a restaurant.
Audience: ~Awww~
What is the hell is the ''aww'' for?!
Man 1: And you?
Uruha: I was working at a grocery store.
Man 2: Ok, so keep trying hard '' Gazette''...
Reita gets mad again..
THE END!!!!!!!!! ^_^ NYAPPY!!

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Comedy

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[miriamhinata]

to make fun of him lolXD

[miriamhinata]

lol.idk

[miriamhinata]

thanks.. yes, very funny

[miriamhinata]

thanks ^__6 yes he is

[miriamhinata]

cool.. i'm glad you liked the vid.. i tried my best to make this vid ^__6 nyappy

[miriamhinata]

heheh hahaha ^_^ you got that right!! and i'm glad you liekd the vid ^_^

[Mename5000]

Guy: Is he really that good looking?

. . . You have NO idea old man xDDD

[elaine2988]

reita is very funny in this interview

[Arnorian]

those are not man 1 and man 2, those are the legendary duo Downtown, from the countless batsu games, the bald one is called Matsumoto Hitoshi and the other one is Hamada Masatoshi

[iTaChirHen]

@Mename5000 they are not just your average old man, they are bigshot comedians in japan. :) btw i love ruki trying to ride on comedy with the hosts :D

[ReitasGroupie]

Why the presenter forgets all the time (and probably intentionally) Reita?

[tinkerrbella345]

awww poor retia

[xXxxXCYNXxxXx]

I just love the hosts! They are hilarious!

[chocopandabuffalo]

of course they say "aww....." for kai!!!!! lolllzzzz

I still feel bad for reita. wheres the love?

[chocopandabuffalo]

ha! reita's all like, WTF man?! WTF?!