Ode to the Club Boater

***** NEWS FLASH - FULL LENGTH FOAM BOATER MOVIE NOW FOR SALE ON DVD AT WWW.FOAMBOATERTHEMOVIE.COM. ***** Hey. Don't club seals. Club boaters! Video and lyrics by Tom Gerencer. Performed by Andrew Adkins. Additional shots by John Cornwell, "Moose," Casey Cunningham, and other ACE and NARR videoboaters.

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• whitewater
• kayaking
• club
• boaters
• carnage
• gauley
• river
• humor
• comedy
• funny
• ode
• to
• the
• boater

[KayakSessionTV]

There is nothing disrespectful in this video guys! c'mon!... unless you suffer from a sever lack of humour. I am a club boater, always been one, and still teach and drive shutlles every given week end. I am no longer a stud on the water, but every time I or my friends screw it up - it ends up with a laugh... it is meant to be a funny video and this is what it is. you also could appreciate the effort to create a song for it etc... well done Tom...

[cunningham39]

I don't care if people can't take a joke, laugh a little, and enjoy a little carnage. Paddling is all about having fun, not judging people's guitar playing / lyrical writing abilities or looking down on somebody for filming a few good wrecks. And there was a lot of fun being had in that video. Great video and parody!

[rubidiumstud]

Drifter at 1:37

[ennot]

hey, good fun

what's the river(s)?

[97kayaker]

this i my new Favorite song!!! lol

[SuperYamaGucci]

ha ha ha truly outstanding. There needs to be an "ode to the club boater instructor". He's the guy telling you your boats too small, you're too hung over, and you shouldn't be smoking... The same guy you're hauling out on an epic lead in to grade III. Come on, you know the guy!

But really, does anyone think this is mean?? The first 3 years of boating is just Swimming With Accessories - we've all been there : ) 

[jon077]

To each his own. Be true to yourself and true to your limits.

[aturn05]

Freakin hilarious and in no way offensive. Then again, I do forget that the world is full of hyper-sensitive crybaby assholes. Little sketchy at the end- yelling at a dude in an upside down broach pin is pretty shitty. I always laugh at dudes who act like they've never swam...that's lame as fuck. Probably one of those raft guide types who talks a big game in front of the raft customers and the girlies at the bar, but then always seems to have somewhere else to be when its time go big.

[rofljao]

This was pretty damned great, lots of carnage. But the end bit where they were shouting at the dude caught against the rocks felt a bit iffy... Fuck it, overall this is hilarious.

[QuebecConnection]

AHAHA THIS SO NICE! HILAROUS

[hoofcare1]

Very good...a great laugh...!!

[padlnjones]

It's only funny because it's true- Homer Simpson

(except the beard part)