The Conservative Bible
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Wundershowzen?
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On the second day God created Texas, and that was good.
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imagine that ... cherry picking the Bible
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Great video, this was very funny
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Agree with the dude on the right. I could make the Bible so much better.
In fact, let me try, right quick. Mine will come out a little shorter.
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Done! See, just by leaving out the lies and immorality, I made it so much better.
It's easier to memorize, too!
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XD
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Mind you, these two guys are pretty funny. :)
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The conservative bible is the shining symbol of just how nuts the US consies have gotten.
It's high time people stopped showing them any respect and just laughed or sneered at them whenever they say something.
And the fact fundies haven't gone epic rage over the modification of their holy book shows they're utterly full of shit too. They don't believe their own religion, they just pretend to so they can feel justified being assholes.
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@petrakid lol how did any of that make sense what the doctors made was an assumption...not reason or science
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@jessie74 yes i agree!!!! the life force of the universe flows through me <3 peace and love
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Conservative Bible: "On the first day, God created America.
JangoFett501 9 months ago 22
I am jezus, the last jezus died in vietnam because his friend randy addicentally shot him in the face, with AMERICAN PATRIOTISM! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*communism is a dangerous religion, so is homosexuality, yall dont even have your own gods, except justin bieber and eisenhower, ahyukhyukhyk!
pikeyo 10 months ago 4