A Practical Guide to Racism: Ranking the Races

Professor C. H. Dalton is the author of "A Practical Guide to Racism," a new book available Dec. 27. This week in his video-lecture series, ranks the varied races of the world for easy reference.

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[Cajaquarius]

Jews of the Sea... I'll have to remember that.

[Jazzercision]

1. Whites, 2. Blacks, 3. Indians, 4. Arabs, 5. Hispanics, 6. Asians, 7. Jews, 8. Merpeople, 9. Gypsies, 10. Cablinasians (Tiger Woods), 11. Gays, 12. Women, 13. Bratz, 14. Sasquatches, 15. The Elderly, 16. Draculas, 17. Puggles

[ghiman100]

saw this in allshamnowows book tab. had to search it.

[JohnAdamsShoeShiner]

You funny Colbert, you funny!

[KawaiiNai]

"Trixterism" LOL!

[DarkMuu666]

@TheNuxy If you read the book there's not a big difference between Indians and Injuns.

[TheNuxy]

Blacks were more successful than whites? A lot's changed since 1976...I think you'll need to bump Asians up to #2 (or #3 behind Jews). Also, which Indians are we talking about? Either way, I'll say #4 and keep Hispanics at 5 (although Hispanics would probably move to #1 or #2 if this is based solely on who is having the best time). I'd also switch Puggles and Bratz and would switch women and of gays.

[kindom2010]

this is messed up!

[Jabronimus]

I'm trying to see what's under gypsies. I can see "gays" and "the elderly", but I can't make out much more than that.

[thesparkkrazy]

the list is definitely out of order blacks should be lower if he was really using those sources

[jmiller3415]

C. H. Dalton is a useful fellow. The next time the United States has a Republican President, Dalton can be appointed as the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations in New York.