Octomama (Original Song)

This is my tongue-in-check, no-harm-meant love song dedicated to the most eligible single mom on the planet -- Octomama! Lyrics below:

OCTOMAMA
c. 2009 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
I gotta make a confession
Although it seems kinda creepy
I'll blame it on the alcohol
Or that I'm feelin' sleepy

But there's this woman in Cali
with a brood of 6 muppets
She planted frozen embryos
And had octuplets

I like the way she walk
I like the way she talk
And the fact that she got 14 kids
won't cause me to balk

CHORUS:
'Cause she's a fine octomama
with 8 cryin' babies
She looks like Angelina
and she's equally crazy
She got a check from the state
Octomama

VERSE 2:
I'll show her lots of affection
Although she probably just needs some cash
I'll let her borrow my minivan
I'll even babysit if she asks

For this woman in Cali
with a brood of 6 muppets
Who planted frozen embryos
And had octuplets

I like the way she walk
I like the way she talk
And the fact that she got 14 kids
won't cause me to balk

CHORUS:
'Cause she's a fine octomama
with 8 cryin' babies
She looks like Angelina
and she's equally crazy
She got a condom in her purse
Octomama

BRIDGE

CHORUS:
'Cause she's a fine octomama
with 8 cryin' babies
She looks like Angelina
and she's equally crazy
She got a dedicated man
Octomama

Category:

Music

Tags:

• octomom
• octo mom
• octomama
• nadya suleman
• music
• original song
• norman
• oklahoma
• ryan welton
• funny
• tragic
• cheese

[MRWStudios]

whats the original of this song sounds like flo rida i heard it before but how is it called ?

[jbean0]

OMG there are sooo many octomom songs out there!

[TheFrenchers]

Very good tune!!! Check out "My mommy is OCTO-MOM"  on youtube, Username: TheFrenchers, I hope you like it.

[sologirl505]

you are really good song writer

[WolfeStedro]

Very strange, but so so catchy. You've got a great voice. Keep 'em coming.

[martay2020]

very creative man... could u do a tutorial for the chorus part. I love the chords

[eanad258]

you are good...

AMERICAN IDOL :)

[BeautifulGirlByDana]

This is very cool bro ,

u have loads of talent !

[alliax]

It's cool that you can create nice, complete songs with the music and interpret it yourself. So you can apply it on buzz stories and internet stuffs like you do, which eventually will bring you a little fame and perhaps more if you have prepared the ground before the buzz is on you.

[DrummerALB]

LOL...this a funny song