Brian Ariotti's Next Big Christmas Movie: Episode 1 (A Very Merry Introduction)

Do you love Christmas? Do you love movies? If so, why aren't you stopping Hollywood from producing "Christmas with the Kranks 2" and "The Santa Clause 4: A Frosty Nightmare?"

Every Christmas, films get worse, and worse, and worse. I need your help to create the next best Christmas movie. Take a stand and contribute to this project in any way you want to save Christmas from falling apart.

Ho ho ho...

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[IrishZombie89]

brilliant brian, that was totally original, i'm liking that idea alot, lets do this shit!!!

[brianrake]

Glad to have you aboard my Irish friend! Check back this Sunday night for episode 2!

[farfnugen]

Our main character, Freddy Kane, gets so involved with his video games that he no longer leaves his room. He gets lost in the virtual world of fps's and mmorpg's that he misses his birthday, halloween, and even christmas in the real world! Slowly, Freddy begins to confuse the virtual world and the real world. He starts an online revolution and becomes king of World of Warcraft; a horrible tyrant feared by all. Then, in the end, his mother opens his door and gives him his gift: A skateboard!

[brianrake]

That's more like it Mr. Campo.

[JustAn0th3rFace]

Time to put the Christ back in Christmas. Or something.

[brianrake]

Best idea... ever.

[SordidSenses]

a childrens espionage film about an elaborate plot that two siblings concoct in order to determine if santa claus is real on christmas eve

a film about an older man resigned to spend christmas by himself in his run down apartment..other tenants of the complex constantly try to get him involved and make him feel a little less lonely..yet everyone alienates him further without realizing what they have done

[SordidSenses]

largest terrorist attack in american history happens christmas morning...

sorry

[EyEsOnLy1125]

i am in i'll do any thing name i help

[tps607]

I'm in....I'll open the presents!

[Insaneubbz]

Dude Im in, lol.

I'll be Jesus evil twin brother "Hank",

and Jesus has to save Christmas from a bomb and find out who he really is before "Hank" aka me, builds a robot and shoots it at the sun...

[ChtotoChtoto]

only children can see them when they are little men so the mothers scream to see the food moving around and plead that the children catch the little gnomes. when they do the gnomes turn back into animals and scurry out the smoke holes. this continues late into the night until the arrival of the snow queen with antlers who travels as a flying reindeer to villages to alleviate the insanity. she is fed raw butter and continues on her way. want to know what happens next?

[ChtotoChtoto]

the story begins with an intro in sky, with cuts to children looking into the cold night all over earth and time. spoken words are not needed. on a long winter night 9,000 years ago in north europe animals from the forests enter the snow covered villages to dance and sing to the villagers beckoning them to either let them in to eat and be warm. but the people stay inside and watch, so the littlest animals crawl into the huts, then turn into tiny men running amok eating and drinking the food.

[IrishZombie89]

this will be a year long project dude ;)

[ChtotoChtoto]

i spent a year researching christmas origins. i feel i might be a good resource in creating a literally fantastic movie about santa clause steeped in accurate mythologies and folk tales. it would be comparable to "santa claus: the movie" (1985) only better. i also have experience in art direction. but christmas is only two weeks away...

[IrishZombie89]

our movie has gotta have a warm hearted chrismassy feel to it, or just a badass action thriller with bruce willis, or a movie like 300, with just 300 bruce willis's in santa costumes invading iraq. and mr freeze froze and made snow appear everywhere in iraq, confusing the terrorists. the heart warming part (pun unintended) will be sweaty vest bruce willis santa's family is kidnaped by terrorists, and thats why they are there. snw? sub plot.

[farfnugen]

At first, they are very excited about christmas, after all, it is the hap-happiest season of all! But then, they learn we partake in the consumption of candy canes. Thinking these are members of thier species, they declare war on the human species. A massive battle breaks out on planet earth between humans and kringles, and it is up to santa to find a peaceful resolution and save christmas!

[farfnugen]

A new intelligent race has evolved on planet earth. They are called Kringles, and remarkably resemble candy-cane puppets with googley eyes. These little creatures quickly learn how to communicate with humans, and are very interested in learning our ways. (hopefully you see where Im going with this). They learn a lot about human life, and things are going well, until winter, when it's time to learn the ways of christmas...