When Nature Calls in a Jet Fighter at 500 knots

When you have to really go...you need to go...and if you are in the cockpit of a fighter it isn't pretty. This is audio from the cockpit of Sting 3, part of a flight of fighters setting up for a mission over Germany. There are other radio calls from other flight members of Sting along with ground-based controllers.

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• jet
• fighter
• poop
• crap
• cockpit
• phantom
• mooning
• air
• force
• germany
• frankfurt
• weapons
• controller
• gci

[diveplane]

new callsign stink 1 and 2

[AV8R4HM]

I have had to do that many many times inflight too. Good thing I fly in a C-17!

[LB7Smoke23]

funny shit

[VIR092]

At 4:28...How the freaking hell did the pilot manage to turn around in the cockpit of an F-4 and moon the nurse? He's gotta be flexible...

[Tarten46]

allways pre-flight your relief tube, especially if your a real wanker...

[krikeysmateZ]

EJECT EJECT!

[Agora2021]

I am not looking forward to intestinal distress when flying.

[MissMan666]

@MrJonny0004 it will come out somehow :D

[MrJonny0004]

HAHA HOW CAN U SHIT WITH UR BUTTCHEEKS TOGETHER HA

[MrJonny0004]

CALLSIGN MR TERD LMFAO

[masterdad1]

@rs4life32 lol that is try death by crap now that would suck

[FEEDNINEofcl]

I thought those things ran on farts anyway!