Chris Rock's Oscar® monologue
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Uploaded by Oscars on Apr 30, 2008
Excerpts from Chris Rock's opening monologue at the 77th Annual Academy Awards® in 2005.
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Chris Rock racialized and politicized the fucking oscars!?!? What the fuck is really going on here, i've always though Chris was funny, but seriously.....WTF?
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is anyone keeping count of how many black people they showed?
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If we're doing that, then we should say Banana Republic is owned by Gap. Haha
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Seriously? You're fact checking his monologue?
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You know that you are awesome when you made GOD laugh ... seriously
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So proud of you Chris Rock! You are brilliant at it. You should be asked to host the oscar again and again.
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It wasn't 70 trillion with Bush, nowhere close - it was more close to 9 trillion. Obama spends a lot more than bus - insane debt for US at 15.7 trillion. But I guess no one is going to make fun of Obama at the Oscars for being even worse than Bush at spending.
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P Diddy never laughs at chris rock jokes.
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Way to go chris
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Usually Chris Rock is pretty damn smart and clever, but the bit on Bush was pretty lame.
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He needs to host again!
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