Under Siege 3: Rhabdomyolysis

Dr. Wesley McClaren is a small town physician whose community is taken over by a radical fitness cult hellbent on making everyone a weak, androgynous zombie. The cult is using stupidity-spiked Kool-Aid to brainwash the townspeople and spread weakness and disease across the land. Dr. McClaren must take action to save his town and stop the deadly cult. Can McClaren stop the evil "Coach" and his douchey minions, or will it be too late?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• crossfit
• xfit
• rhabdo
• rhabdomyolysis
• rrg
• seagal
• douchebag
• fitness
• coach

[fullofgreendust]

I like the part about "those douchebags and sluts you keep promoting are giving everyone stds."

[jlasky]

Is the person who made this out of shape? Are they insulted by people trying to be in shape? Maybe you should focus on heart disease, cancer, starvation, etc. instead of Rhabdomyolisis. Just a thought.

[wrrabec]

Ich bin kein terrorist=I'm not dumbass ?? xD

[Mathewmartialart]

The Patriot (1998)

[KHayes666]

Heh, a movie where Seagal doesn't play an ex CIA agent....its a miracle lol

[Synkwan]

LOL YES!!

[JWRCSA]

LOL! LMFAO!

[kitosho]

Fucking hysterical. I LOL'ed my ass off.

[GrapeSuperChill]

Excellent.