Masculine Women, Feminine Men

Garland Piano Party Roll (re-cut) #1124, a great scandalously themed song! It's still hard to tell em apart these days isn't it?
Hey! Hey! Women are going mad, today!
Hey! Hey! Fellers are just as bad, Ill say!
Go anywhere, just stand and stare,
Youll say theyre bugs when you look at the clothes they wear.

Masculine Women, Feminine Men,
which is the rooster which is the hen?
Its hard to tell em apart today.
And SAY
Sister is busy learning to shave,
Brother just loves his permanent wave,
Its hard to tell em apart today.
HEY! HEY!
Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot,
Now we dont know who is who or even whats what.
Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide,
Nobody knows whos walking inside.
Those Masculine Women, Feminine Men

Masculine Women. Feminine Men
which is the rooster which is the hen?
Its hard to tell em apart today.
And SAY
Auntie is smoking, rolling her own,
Uncle is always buying cologne.
Its hard to tell em apart today.
HEY! HEY!
You go and give your girl a kiss in the hall,
But instead you find youre kissing her brother Paul.
Mamas got a sweater up to her chin,
Papas got a girtle holding him in.
Those Masculine Women, Feminine Men

Stop, Look, Listen and youll agree with me.
Things are not what they used to be youll see.
You say hello to Uncle Joe,
Then look again and you find its your Aunti Flo.

Masculine Women, Feminine Men
which is the rooster which is the hen?
Its hard to tell em apart today.
And SAY
Wifey is playing billiards and pool,
Hubby is dressing kiddies for school.
Its hard to tell em apart today.
HEY! HEY!
Ever since the Prince of Wales in dresses was seen,
What does he intend to be the King or the Queen?
Grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes,
Grandfather tries to smell like a rose.
Those Masculine Women, Feminine Men

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[silentbacchus]

Yeah, the Garland roll looks fairly new, probably less than 20 years old.

[Justinhartz]

Sounds like a re-cut of an Imperial I have.

[KawhackitaRag]

Frederick Hodges sings the heck out of this song.

I'd love to know who arranged this roll, it is as snappy as all get-out!!!

I think Garland was a modern "party brand" produced by Play-Rite just a couple decades ago, but I might be wrong.