When two distraught astronauts witness the aftermath of a nuclear explosion in North-East Minnasota from space, they go down to Earth to investigate, only to discover hard-bitten war veteran Brigadier Crenshaw and a vast conspiracy that threatens the entire world and the existence of mankind. Experience the screams, the mind-blowing science fiction aspects, and the Bear slaughterings, of course, as Crenshaw, Jim, and Greg, under the guidance of General Cackadoody, fight to save the life of our hero's wife and stop the Bears and their malevolent leader, the Bear King, before it's too late.
Circa 2006.
painfully long. better than i could have done. still though.
hellzkellzeXpress 4 years ago
Painfully long? It's shorter than the average feature-length film but still considered at the teetering edge of "feature length."
SoJ518 4 years ago
uhhhhhh. right. all i'm saying is i would have not skipped over half if it were shorter.
hellzkellzeXpress 4 years ago
So...you skipped most of the movie. Oh, well, that makes sense. Now you can really tell if it was good or not since you missed the majority of it.
SoJ518 4 years ago