Demi and the Scientific Soul Mate System [part 9]
-----------------Selena's P.O.V
Demi ran up the stairs to my room and barged in without knocking. I was used to it. Now that Demi was driving, she dropped over whenever she felt like it, which was usually once a day and three or four times on the weekend. Dem's car was bright red, with dozens of brightly colored butterfly stickers on it. Instead of looking tacky, though, it looked perfect for her. She liked the music loud the convertible top down, even in the coldest weather (just in case the "right" man was looking he way), and a huge bumper sticker that read, PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSELESS ACTS OF BEAUTY!
Demi: "Selena! Selena! Just check this out, girl! This is the bomb! Can you lend me forty-five dollars? I've got the answer to your dream problems and my man problems, too!"
Selena: "Forty-five dollars? Are you kidding! What do you need that much money for, Demi? And how is it going to solve all our problems?
Demi: "I got enough for the shipping and handling. I can't believe you don't know. Check out page fifty-four."
Selena: "Now, if I didn't know you so well, I'd ask page fifty-four of what. But where's the magazine? Is it Heavy Hunks or Tenn Scene? The teen magazine industry would go out of business if Demi Devonne Lovato stopped buying magazines!"
Demi: "Don't talk so loud! I would die if anyone else knew my middle name. How could parents who were cool enough to give me a dynamite name like Demi give me such a stupid middle name?"
Selena: "I thought it was the name of the aunt you like who studies the stars in California."
Demi: "I'm getting my middle name changed when I'm twenty-one to something like Sagittarius or Karma."
Selena: "You're a trip, Demi." I laughed and reached for the magazine.
Selena: "So what's so special in Heavy Hunks this month?"
Demi: "You know I just read Heavy Hunks for inspiration." She rolled her eyes.
Demi: "How am I gonna find me the perfect man if I don't know what's out there?"
Selena: "Yeah, like we know anybody who looks like the dudes in that magazine. They all got big shoulders, hazel eyes, tight butts, and look like they're 'bout to pop out of those tight turquoise bikini bottoms they dress them in. They all go to Yale, want to become doctors, and plan to dedicate the millions they're gonna make to the poor."
Demi: "So what's wrong with that?" She asked with a grin.
Selena: "You ever seen one real dude that looks even close to one of them?"
Demi: "Well, no, but that's why I look so hard. When I see him, I'll know. I will see his tight turquoise butt in the distance on the beach--"
Selena: "We live in Ohio. Which beach would that be?"
Demi: "Quit steppin' on my dream. He will know, too. He'll be my soul mate. He will see me slim, supple body, my long, flowing hair, my perfect white teeth--"
Selena: "He must have forgotten his glasses then!"
Demi: "Now just stop. When find him, you'll take back all your jokes. My soul mate is out there. I know it. He's searching for me, too."
Selena: "Stop dreaming, Demi...He's not there yet. What did you find in the magazine that you need forty five dollars for?"
Demi: "Oh! I almost forgot what I wanted to show you. It's called the Scientific Soul Mate System! It's just perfect!"
Selena: "You got to be kidding," I said with a grin.
Demi: "Nor, for real. You know you believe in soul mates. You just think you're gonna find yours when you're twenty-five. I can't wait that long. I need a date for the prom by June. I gotta find him now! There's nothing that says I can't speed up the process Check this out. Here's the ad. It's even got my name in it!"
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