Jesus is My Drinkin' Buddy - Happy Holidays!

For the first time in high quality!

At this time of the holiday season it is important to remember: WWJD? (what would Jesus drink?)

Music and Lyrics by: Chuck Burgess

Directed for the stage by: Michael Rotman


LYRICS:
When I was a young boy, my folks would drag me off to Mass
I'd sit there saying those same ol' prayers, waiting for the time to pass
There was just one part of church that I never did mind
When they'd say, "Here, have this sip of blood," and it turned out to be wine

Jesus is my drinkin' buddy and we'll get drunk tonight
He's the only one who hears me talk when things aren't going right
It's good to have a buddy who turns water into wine
Satan might be your drinking buddy, but Jesus, he is mine

Some folks try to sell religion knocking door-to-door
Some folks say they'll save you soul, for $25 or more
Some folks say they're born again and some folks change their names
But me, I found religion in a bottle of champagne

Jesus is my drinkin' buddy and we'll get drunk tonight
He's the only one who hears me talk when things aren't going right
It's good to have a buddy who turns water into wine
Satan might be your drinking buddy, but Jesus, he is mine

I know there are some folks who will not like this song
"The Lord would never take a drink, you heathen, you are wrong!"
But those same folks keep a plastic Jesus on the dashboard of their car
So there's nothing wrong with saving him a stool when I'm at the bar

Jesus is my drinkin' buddy and we'll get drunk tonight
He's the only one who hears me talk when things aren't going right
It's good to have a buddy who turns water into wine
Satan might be your drinking buddy, but Jesus, he is mine




Starring:
Jesus: Christoper Lecrenn
John: Michael Duddie
Disciples: Susan Biesinger, Celena Erickson, Derek Mehn, Don Pietranczyk, John Ruby

Category:

Entertainment

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• Christmas
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• Mike
• Rotman
• musical
• stage

[thebadthinker2]

Hitler was right ! jews = SCUM OF HUMANITY :) :) :)

[redice1024]

Atheistic

[1R2A3E]

I totally got the meaning of this song but it still made me laugh.

[MrsIMadeYouACookie]

@CTFXCLMAO but your comment made my show emotion :D

[CTFXCLMAO]

this made me not laugh or show any emotion ... 0_o sorry but thumbs way down