Why Americans are Fat: Reason 283

November 18, 2011: US Congress declares that pizza is a vegetable if it has 2 tablespoons of tomato paste per slice. BTW: tomatoes are a fruit.

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[Swizzik]

tomato is a fruit

[Northax]

Why Americans are fat:

Because corporations working together with many in the FDA, government and pharmaceutical companies are putting hormones, antibiotics, poisonous pesticides and other such things which are cancerous and obesogenics!

Buy 100% ORGANIC foods and drinks. Buy as local as possible because you cannot trust big corporations even saying their produce is "organic" (without harmful chemicals in it) anymore. They will twist their definition I'm sure.

Question authority... always.

[hhds113]

If I see pizza being grown in someone's backyard I'll Freak out! Hell, you might want to put up a "Scare Kids" instead of a scarecrow up just to keep them out of your "pizza garden".

[derpbunny]

kay, moving to the moon ASAP. heck.. screw that, i'm getting out of this galaxy. SO LONG SUCKAHS (who think tomatoes are vegetables.. and pizza)!!!!1111one!11one1!

[TheSpydera]

Corporations are now asking whats the minimum requirement of actual food material in anything to call it food. Congress is debating. Rumor has it that they may approve 0.000000001% of volume or weight whichever is lower.

[TheSpydera]

Corporations are now asking whats the minimum requirement of actual food material in anything to call it food. Congress is debating. Rumor has it that they may approve 0.000000001% of volume or weight whichever is lower.

[pcb222]

So if i do crack while jogging. Its good for my health because im jogging?.

[DayLight95]

@stephenjackson1 lolno.

[stephenjackson1]

@Swizzik Thank gawd u said it I hope they know it...

[stephenjackson1]

@DayLight95 U = ignorant fag with no money relying on the government! Am I right, Am I right? Broke ass!

[TeenGirlLovex]

Usa.. PSHHHHHHH on offense lil americans!!