The Shortest Viking in the World - Bryan Cain - bryancain.net

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Lyrics:

I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I don't wanna go hiking anymore
Cause I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I think I'd rather know what the stars are for

My helmet's too big and my axe's too long
My furs don't fit and my belt's been gone
For a long time
For a long time
My feet are tired and my girl's at home
She's seven feet tall and she doesn't know
That I love her
That I love her

I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I don't wanna go hiking anymore
Cause I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I think I'd rather dine on albacore

My mouth is dry and my toes are cold
This raping and pillaging gets kinda old
After three years
After three years
When I get home I'll use a line on her
I'll offer her my coat after she says brr
Yes, that'll work
Yes, that'll work

I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I don't wanna go hiking anymore
Cause I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I think I'd rather open a grocery store

Clang, boom, slash, crack
Holy Thor we're under attack
People just don't understand
It's hard to fight with your pants in your hand

I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I don't wanna go hiking anymore
I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I'm sick and tired of fighting this silly war

I made it home and boy is it great
I finally asked that girl on a date
I kissed her
It was hard to reach
And now I've opened my grocery store
My best-selling item is albacore
It's delicious
It's delicious

I'm the shortest Viking in the world
I don't have to go hiking anymore
I'm the shortest Viking in the world
And I've got a girl that I completely adore
Come on in and have some Albacore

It's delicious
It's delicious

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[mitchelbaldwin]

Funny stuff man!!! Can you sing it outside of my window sometime?

[cainb]

@mitchelbaldwin of course! You'll always be the shortest viking to me! *flutter*

[juicyca136]

dude your beard!! i very much enjoy the camera angle you chose! this is great.

[cainb]

@juicyca136 Thank you ma'am! Hope all is good. :)

[roolandoftheeld]

This song speaks to me on a personl level, except for the part about being short, and a viking.

[HalJordanParks]

Very funny dude!

[zakhart99]

cool song :)

[21619992]

Yay for grocery stores, large women and no more raping and pillaging!!!!! :)

[erikarko]

Nice! :)

[wrion]

:-D