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@mreaganismyhero sure, they are both democrats
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I wonder if anyone dosen't realize that the Onion is a satire.
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@motoxchamp44 Oh, you trolls....
You get me every time.
By the way, sneezing is a hangable offense, but only for Joe Biden.
I never sneeze. Because I am a real American.
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Shut the fuck up you fucks heads EVERYONE Sneezes You are fucking hates because you are poor son of a a bitches SHUT THE FUCK Up when he dies he is gonna Fucking haunt you IT WAS A ACCIDENT SHUT UP FUCKING RETARDED BITCHES
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Fox in a nutshell.
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Lets hang him lmao
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"Hurry before we come to our senses!"
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HE CAN SNEEZE ON HIS OWN TIME, NOT WHEN HE'S REPRESENTING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
Such power and conviction in that statement. Just what you expect from the panelists on the number news network.
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my favorite part of these is what clifford banes is doing
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@punkinandbatso Fox news is certainly the most egregious example, but the Onions mockery extends to all televised news.

Will people please stop calling The Onion News Network fake. These guys show true grit and determination along with a lifetime's dedication to bring YOU THE REAL NEWS.
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30Ciaran 1 year ago 104
"blink. blink. blink." hahahahaha
buttfreckle 9 months ago 13