Hoodwinked Films - ChristMESS

This Christmas things are getting a little messy.

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Lyrics:

(Chorus)
it's christmas time, the only thing that's on my mind is tryna fill up my glass with that eggnog/
all i wanna do all day long is get my hands on that eggnog/
keep the gifts,
i got a treat for the kids,
ima sneak 'em a sip of that eggnog/
drunk and cold,
i got a lump of coal,
there's just a bunch of bros with that eggnog/
what a christmess
it's not christmas
it's a christmess
it's fucking messy as shit/
decebmber twenty fifth/
got myself a bevvy to sip/
you know it better be stiff/

(Verse 1)
we like eggnog... is it obvious yet?/
nobody's opening gifts 'cause everybody's a mess/
i'm 'bout to pop open this rum and lay my body to rest/
eight pack, crack one and then i shotty the rest/
forget the holidays, i'm on my way to making a fool of myself/
drinking a lethal amount of booze, abusing my health/
howling at the moon like i got something to prove to myself/
don't give a fuck if the neighbours heard it, they're used to it now/
..ahh, driving drunk to the mall/
locking my keys in the trunk of my car and punching a wall/ "fuck"
..breaking down and curling up in a ball/
cause on the holidays i gotta make a couple of calls/
forget my family i plan to be extremely intoxicated/
i'm having trouble talking, but i'm easily operating/
the clutch on my manual car, damnit, i'm handling that/
stockings on my mantle filled with bottles and cans of Labatt/

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
it's 6 am, i'm creeping down the stairs/
to the living room, i don't make a sound in there/
..i aproach the tree up on my tip toes/
i know nobody knows it's me, so imma get close/
and it kinda looks to me, like santa came with his bag/
so i'm grabbing every package with my name on the tag/
and then it's back to my room with the loot/
..i tried to hide, but to my surprise all the presents were booze!/
and so i poured a couple shots, started decking the halls/
i needed my bros, next thing i know, i'm texting them all/
so it's a party at my house for the holidays/
grab your halloween decorations, throw 'em all away/
man, forget sobriety, let's try to be as drunk as a motherfucker/
under the mistletoe, the bitches know that they love to pucker/
i'm jingling all day, a wreath on the porch of my home/
regurgitating turkey making puke in the porcelain throne/

(Chorus)

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[CittykATCitty]

<3 i have been subscribed since like the begining <3 and i love every one of your videos :D

[hoodwinkedfilms]

@CittykATCitty Thanks alot! You're a true Hoodwinked fan! We really appreciate the support :)

[Airplane299]

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[hoodwinkedfilms]

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[lilnangle]

lol if this is the christmas video, whatcha guys gunna do for a New Years one? lol. jks

[hoodwinkedfilms]

@lilnangle sorry we didn't have a new years video... maybe next year.

[TheGordonBrothers]

Subscribing to you guys about a year ago was a good choice.

[hoodwinkedfilms]

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[raiderscb67]

come to ktown ontario aha i wanna get fucked up with you guys thatd be sick aha

[CittykATCitty]

2:56 OMG cutest smile everr!!!!!!!

[Airplane299]

Ok I'll tell them

[hoodwinkedfilms]

@AbortionSurvivalist vodka soad indeed

[hoodwinkedfilms]

@bobbylight13 thanks alot, we appreciate the support!