LFR - Looking for Retards [WoW Parody]

LFR - Looking for Retards
Original Song & Artist - "Summer of 69" by Bryan Adams

Lyrics and Vocals by Beso
http://youtube.com/myh3artizyourz

**First and foremost, I apologize to anyone that may be offended by my use of the word "retard(s)". It is not meant to offended or poke fun of anyone with any sort of disability - and is used soley for the purpose of gaming terminolgy for a lousy player.**

~Please don't use the song or lyrics without permission first!
If time permits or anyone would like to, possibly a real video in the future?

LYRICS:

I need my next best upgrade
Mr Robot says its Dragon Soul time
Guess its time to join the new raid
LFR - here I come

Me and a mate from guild
Queued up for the Deathwing raid
He deepsed, and I fing healed it
We made use of the flasks he made

When Ultraxion flew up
The chat started to flow real fast
The noobs had no clue
Death from the Hour of Twilight
How hard is to push a button?

Moving on to Blackhorn
Again we all /facepalmed
No one stacking in the Twilight onslaught
Oh god what the hell!?

Battle rezzes on cool down
Us half left to finish the boss off
Finally we got him down
Of course only loot for the r-tards
Looks like Im stuck with this heroic gear

Oh yeah
Never loot for the non-fail players

Man the spine was next
We looked doomed cause that guy
Killed a second Corruption
LFR should be renamed to
Looking - for - retards

Uggg
What is that idiot doing?
No clue...
FFS

Finally made it to Deathwing
Look all those dummies are fail
Dying cause they ignored the Bolt
Jumping platforms seems to cause chaos

AOEing when they shouldnt
Single target - for the win!
Oh these players suck
I wish it was already guild raid night
Im never joining LFR again

Oh yeah
Stupid players fricken EVERYWHERE
Beware if you join LFR
Oh yeah
Me n my ass staying clear of that
Ohhhhhh
Staying clear of that

Beso - Proudmoore - US
https://www.facebook.com/BesoWoW
Facebook: www.facebook.com/celestialachelois

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[panicmotionnet]

I don't think even I could have written about it as well as you summed it all up. Kudos! =D

[myh3artizyourz]

@panicmotionnet Haha thanks

[Arnielia98]

summer of 69 is my all time fave song and you did a great job parodying it :DD <3

[myh3artizyourz]

@Arnielia98 Thanks :)

[dwain1771]

Wow! Great job!!

[myh3artizyourz]

@dwain1771 Thanks!

[NicholasRowles]

"How hard is it to push a button."

Thank you. Thank you so very much.

[LachyDonny]

@SyluxxWoW girl gamer = heaven O=

[myh3artizyourz]

@SyluxxWoW aww dont be scuuurrd :P

[SyluxxWoW]

GURL GAMER

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