Star Wars gangsta rap 2 with Subtitles and Lyrics

Star Wars gangsta rap lyrics:

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

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[TehLilKid]

Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!

Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.

Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.

Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.

Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

[DarkPredator98]

It's the V to the A to the D-E-R lol

[734marshall]

oh shit yoda on the scene lmfao

[darksayese]

lmao i was watching star wars the other day and when lando and han talk in my head to my self i heard lando say bitchs aint nothin but hoes and tricks and my girlfriend said whats funny and i had to show her this video lol

[Darkshade391]

oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! programed for homo-ecstasy, Ten million forms of gay positioning For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers! ROFL XD XD like if this is your favorite part

[georgecreations1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Chrii1000]

you also feel vaders dick in you,BIATCH! xD

[JkebabTNG]

Only four stormtroopers escaped the death star. :(

[DireEagle]

Praise the man, who created this thing...it returned the smile to my face and I thought i lost it very long ago...:))))

[samantttha]

Literally crying PMSL

[replica814]

the 4 people who disliked this didnt use the force before intercourse

[ElectonicWeirdo]

yo mma cover this with my friends