Zombie Bank

John Forster and Tom Chapin make a scary movie, financed with a subprime loan.

Lyric:
I got my money in a zombie bank, a zombie bank, a zombie bank.
I got my money in a zombie bank.
They're dead but they just don't know it.

I check my balance and there's money there.
And yet Paul Krugman says the cupboard's bare.
And all the teller have a zombie stare.
They're dead but they just don't know it.

My money's in a bank that doesn't lend, doesn't spend,
It's all pretend.
They flunk the stress test.. They've reached the end.
They're dead by they just don't know it.

They're too big to fail.
They're too big for jail.
They're sucking money on a breathtaking scale.

Do the math.
Do the monster math.
Zombie bank, zombie bank.
I've got my money in a zombie bank.
They're dead but they just don't know it.

©2009 Limousine Music Co and The Last Music Co (ASCAP)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• John Forster
• Tom Chapin
• banking crisis
• Citigroup
• Citibank
• Paul Krugman
• Bank of America
• HSBC
• Wells Fargo
• Washington Mutual
• Wachovia
• SunTrust
• Too Big To Fail
• satire
• musical comedy
• op-ed

[AggonyLynx]

this song comes to my mind every time i see a citibank promoters at the mall offering credit cards.

Love it!

[jhunted7667]

I wonder if I get in trouble emailing this to my personal banker, could this be consided harrassssssssssment

[foucault1020]

@AggonyLynx. For sure.Basically they've made money worthless than wall paper. Have to go back to a barter economy. And they are speculating in gold & food atm.$2 for a small candy bar. Not the greedy candy companies. It's paper money worth very little.Be your own bank, grow your own food- even tobacco.

[AggonyLynx]

@foucault1020 Then USSR collapsed, customers accounts were frozen for years, and then you could get like 1/1000 as a compensation. If you had enough money saved to buy a car, it would buy you a only a pair of jeans. Now same bank making commercials about serving customers for 140 years. No, you cant kill these zombies, they are undead. Be your own bank, own gold and silver coins, be ready. God bless !

[foucault1020]

@AggonyLynx In America you open account & they (CITI) have a lottery. How like a zombi institution. I love this video tho' makes me laugh.

[lilgreenthumb1]

CATCHY TUNE!

[TheDalliance]

Great song! Search "Bankrupt Is The New Black" for another one.

[deja2053]

coincidentally in the original 60s mobie

the night of the libing dead, the people

holed up in the abandones house fought over how to survive the zombies and there were no good choices. the light skinned handome black guy tried to lead but the others got killed anyway and when

the troops came by in the motnng and he

tried to signal he was not a zombie he was shot down at once. ' zombie bank' is rather dark humor. if you review the movie

and the song you have a dismal outlook for 2010+

[MarkMillionaireGuru]

Hi KappaDespo

I have just been watching your video and I must admit it really is very good.

I really enjoyed watching it.

Already looking forward to more of the same in the future.

Cheers to your success.

Mark McCulloch

[keyinregulus3]

How do you say zombie bank in Japanese?

[dirtbagcatholics]

Speaking of zombie bank...there is a scam that pushes right wing politics... and this group of racketeers are shoving it down the catholic church.

Their reason, to push their overpriced insurance scam.

This racket...knights of columbus.