Space Opera Implants

Finally, the lecture Hubbard gave on the Space Opera implants. This stuff is gold.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Space
• Opera
• Matrix
• Anonymous
• Hubbard
• Xenu

[ElronsThetan]

And well, it starts like this -- it starts like this: I was up in the Van Allen belt -- this is factual, and I don't know why they're scared of the Van Allen belt, because it's simply hot. You'd be surprised how warm space is. Get down amongst the clouds and so forth, it can get pretty cold and damp. But you get well up and sunlight shining around and that sort of thing, it's quite hot. And the Van Allen belt was radioactively hot.

[ElronsThetan]

And some other things happened and I had a feeling like I might possibly go into the sun. And a few other little uncomfortablenesses there where... That wasn't what awed me. But I got confused. I got confused because the sun was suddenly larger and then it was smaller and somehow or another I was doing a change of space process that I myself was not familiar with. And it made me sort of bite off my thetan fingernails just a little bit, you know?

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Hooray! Hubbard clips that aren't just the same five or six ones that everyone's heard, slightly re-edited with a different name each time and with unnecessary sarcastic commentary!

[MrWonkoSane]

Now, you can hear that their are people in the audience, listening to this truly unbelievable bullshit...no one, NOT ONE PERSON stood up and just simply asked him "are you high?"?

[gina463210]

Ask your local Scientologist "clear" to take a memory test. With the clear standing up, you ask him to read you the book Dianetics, which certainly has been read in full, from MEMORY. If his memory is perfect, as LRH claims all clears are, then he can read it all from memory. Not ONE Scientologist "CLEAR" can do it. Total Bull. PROOF that Scientology is BULL.

[codenamemoron]

Who's sure this isn't just from one of his science fiction novels, or some ideas for fantasy life? You could get George Lucas talking about Jedis and wookies and out of context he'd sound just as crazy. Whatever the case, even if Hubbard believed all this, it doesn't make him any crazier than your average Christian who believes in a magical Jew that walked on water, cured blind people by spitting in their faces, and then came back from the dead to float on a cloud for two thousand years.

[jt55106]

Ron Hubbard, Insane? YES. people that where and are scientologists insane? YES.

If you ever believed or believe this you need help and you should not ever go out side the rest of your life so you dont fall for storys like this,

[ElronsThetan]

Helatrobe is the Galactic Confederation. It's Helatrobus. Call these things the Helatrobus Implants for lack of a better designation because 43 trillion isn't accurate for all cases, don't you see, and that sort of thing.

[ElronsThetan]

Now, the technological win is tremendous and

there are only about five percent of the cases you're going to run into that are going to give you a bit of a thetan ache because they don't have what I choose to call now, because it was the nation or small government

that did these things

-- Helatrobus -- not to be confused with Helatrobe.

[psychientology]

He makes it up when his lips start moving. Wow. He really was an assface.

[stayjit1]

oh never mind the statistics, I want the logistics. Assuming the average Thetan to be human sized, how many DC-8's (converted for hyperspace of course), would be needed to transport 38 million Thetans frozen stiff from Glycol. The mind boggles. LRH is batshit.

[ThetanBait]

"There's at least one person in this room that's blown up a planet"