Merry CHRIST-mas

(THIS IS SATIRE)

Stop trying to take away Jesus's birthday!

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[WritingBull]

Stupid, stupid, stupid,stufid, stupid

Go somewhere else with your sick humor

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Go somewhere else with your easily-offended pussiness.

[jonasforeva2]

Evolution is a religion, atheism isnt, but when you also believe evolution its a religion, God is a powerful energy, you are a weak energy. Your mind is seperate from your body. Gods not a fairy tale, i dont just believe it because i want to, i wish i could have no rules but i do. Heaven isnt where you get everything you want just where you meet God. AND REMERMBER 6TH GRADE SCIENCE, MATTER CANNOT BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ITS JUST LOGIC. NOTHING=NOTHING

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

lol

[TheArcticPhoenix]

Wanna hear a joke?

Religion :)

[MrEnlightenup]

nothing in crhistianity is original,it was all taken from pagan customs,the whole nine yards.jesus was a buddist..thats why he was gone for 18 years.he was in india all that time studying ..when he came back he was talking about being a buddist not being a jew...jews dont teach you to love people ,they hate everyone..look up jesus in kasmer and you will find out the truth christians dont want you to know..

[vava54own]

@jonasforeva2

8/10 because some people reply and don't actually realize you are trolling.

[Dane1073]

what war? are you retarded? please get some evidence to back up your statements, oh and by the way the bible never says December 25 is Christs birthday, and you can't force your religion on anyone, and FRANK SINATRA IS AMAZING

[nycwiseguy91]

before Christ around X-mas was a holiday for a Hindu god so he got it first. the bible say you can force your religion on me well sir I say fuck you!

[Ningchiou]

lol the United States Of Jesus.

[nicholasjhalpern]

"CHRIST-mas" so prouncing a word a certain way will make u go to hell. So if i say oor-ul and u say aw-rul (like my brother does) im goin to hell for sayin a word a diffo way pfff idiot

[hacker250]

Do you REALLY act like this outside of these videos?

Next time you say something about the Bible, be sure to be able to back it up with some quote.

[G27pat]

Promoting hateful ways, vengance, eye for an eye mentality, forcing religious views, intolerance of others... I love it when hatemongers try to celebrate Jesus by doing exactly what Jesus wouldn't do! Why promote peace, tolerance, love, acceptance, reciprocating good deeds, and humility when we can discard Jesus entirely? How would Satan prefer you act? Keep up the hate, evil and intolerance kid, keep attacking others. Don't turn the other cheek as Jesus would do, you are doing Satan proud!

[Boxcutter7]

"do you really want to hear what I have to say?"

Yes. It may be entertaining.