Doomsday Blues

NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE.
mastadon bastards
teabags in fleabags
chewing on a flag
mainlining apple pies
raping daughters of the american revolution
peeing from a paultard blimp
throwing acorns at a far-right white pimp
dancing like a chimp with no eyes
round a cauldron of confusion and lies
pill-popping palm beach pig spewing hatred as dessert
dittos hold up goblets as their radio speakers squirt
kukla fran and stan and ollie
'tis the season to eat collie
christians protest fake gay peril
see the crazies scrape the barrel:
god damn america
god damn america
do i have to write this on a chalk board?
do i have to cry and lie and hope to die in a hospital ward
if doomsday isn't always on the way?
in the meantime form a line and picket
scrawl your sign with something wicked
("God Hates Jesus!" or "No Communist Medicare!")
if it's legal, bring your guns, give those liberals a good scare
god damn america
god damn america
take your america
out of my real america
betcha can't guess we're white
'til the hot cross burns tonight
gonna lynch a crispy critter
gonna post the pix on Twitter
gonna let this be a warning
of a new world order dawning
fake messiahs may keep you yawning
but their follwers are fawning
they're obseqious and hostile
youbetcha they take their words as gospel
and in the end they will kill us all!
in the end they will kill us all!
because doomsday's always on the way
doomsday is the rapture for which they pray
the righteous fly to heaven and the sinners will pay
because doomsday's always on the way...

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[Padukem]

The chalk talk mock -- then POW, look out VSQ, you're in the undead Cheney roll-a-dex, on the screen at Homeland Security TV. Big Brother's got a black mark written on your report card. Better check your bathroom for microcameras, because you KNOW the PATRIOT ACT says they're ok for the USA.

[camelsonhorizon]

you would like my music videos i make. this is odd yet cool.