Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl

Steven Seagal doesn't run a lot. This is presumably because running everywhere would not be very in-keeping with his established lethargic style. Sure Seagal is a bad Mother-F, trifle with him and he'll be on you like a flannel, but all credibility goes straight out the window when he is forced to apprehend a trifler (or bad guy). His involuntary circular hand action (when running) is beyond ridiculous. Where some people say he has a "style of his own", I prefer to say "he runs like a mincing homosexual". Hopefully this video reflects my point.
GO SEAGAL!

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[squoblat]

he's windmilling for extra speed.

[JimboParadox]

This guy runs like Phoebe from ♪Friends♪

[hig]

0:39 This big guy sure has small feet! And he runs on his toes. LOL

[Orcen222]

haha I love the way he runs, its awesomely funny :)

[gankydoodle]

I think the real issued that needs to be addressed by this clip is little man syndrone. Guys trying to look bigger by buying clothing that is too small for their torso, hence the sleeves are too short, thereby logic dictates movement be restricted in arm swinging motion. All other arguments are invalid.

[jakethemuss3]

Thanks man. I try.

[Birdhouse29]

ahahahahaha excellent comeback

[Birdhouse29]

and this is why chuck norris cant be real

[jakethemuss3]

I'd kick your ass. I know that for sure faggot.

[Ramon Scurry]

he'd kick your ass or do you think ur that tough

[Paul Mahon]

what i just watch is evidence to the contrary. 

[transconajim]

Watch the beginning of Yor, that's some bad running