Why can't I raid?

Leonnardum and TaintedLore bring you "Why can't I raid?", parody of Rihanna - Murderer.

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Machinima - Leonnardum A.k.a. Existenta, subscribe here:
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Lyrics:
Story of my life,
begging every night,
for a place in my guild raid.
But they just say no,
Your DPS is low,
Won't take you even if we're paid.

Why can't they just see
The raider's soul in me?
I would never let them down.
Yeah I'm just in greens,
Dunno what epic means...
But I could help them out somehow!

Spending all my gold on elixirs and stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you?
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore
Stand around and cry in Ironforge
Everytime you tell me I can't raid
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight...

I feel it in the air,
As I'm doing my hair,
Preparing for another raid
The GM says I'm in,
My GM FTW!
Can't believe I'll raid today!

But OMFG,
My electricity
Decided it don't want to flow
I can't get back online
To join the raid in time,
Replace me and off they'll go

Spending my gold on elixirs and stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you...
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore
Stand around and cry in Ironforge
Everytime you tell me I can't raid
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight...

What's wrong with me?
I might aswell roll another class
And start again, get it over with
Cuz I don't want to do this...
Anymore...

I don't wanna do this anymore
Stand around and cry in Ironforge
Everytime you tell me I can't raid
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight...

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• taintedlore
• leonnardum
• machinima
• song
• why
• can't
• raid

[callofpuppy]

by then end of the song i would have /put gunto guild leaders head... /pull trigger

btw 6/5!!!!

[Leonnardum]

@callofpuppy Glad you liked it! Stay tuned, more and much better machinima are to come soon.

[SergeantDrall]

Nice video, I hope you and TainteedLore work together more, you're an awesome combo.

[Leonnardum]

@SergeantDrall You know, it's comments like this that just make me wanna keep on with machinima. I'm currently working on Eat My Pie 3, but it's a really slow process as Sony Vegas is crashing a lot, and it's slowing my progress. T hanks again for the comment, SergeantDrall

[dreamscaper2008]

When people claim a video is theirs, that usually implies the audio and video and everything associated with it, especially when you say "I'm extremely sorry for taking so long with this movie". I'd rather see a video from the singer rather than a fan who claims it's their video because they can differentiate between video and audio.

[Leonnardum]

@dreamscaper2008 Only thing is, me and her talked and we both agreed on doing this collab.

[nawafoooh999]

thumbs up if 1:40 happened 2 u :(

it happened to me :(

/cry

[ozzhead2066]

Cool

[nawafoooh999]

0:55 thumps up if u were raiding or ur local time was 7:54 or ur Graid time is 7:50/8:00

[bennylol1]

make a healer easy accepted in raid and u dont have to be 100%pro for it

[deathman3124]

well its a good song one of the best song spoofes

[Benjaaa1997]

Gotta love Auto-tune? =) Great song

[Magnum337Gaming]

This song represented my Wrath experience, for anyone who still has something like this, your guild is probably nothing for you.