THS '09 High School Graduation - Awesome English Teacher Commencement Speech

This was from my High School Graduation ceremony. God I wish all my graduations are this awesome.

Here are the words:

Good evening. I should like to begin by thanking the Class of 2009 for the honor of being asked to speak on this momentous occasion. To speak, but what to say to those who are at the last hurdle, in the final lap, just a few feet from the top of the mountainAt the very least, we need to move beyond cliché. How about this?


My name is Hugh. How do do you do?
Im here to speak, to loudspeak to you
I got some rhymes if you got the time
Ill give you a buck if you got a dime
Cuz Im the giver of gifts, the teacher man
Ill tell you how and when you can
Ill tell you Yes and Ill tell you No
Just sos you know what seeds to sow.
Think, dont sink. Drive, dont drink.
If you the chain, then whos the link?
Go reach out, give yo peeps a shout
Who knows whos goin on without?
So, thats my line and now Im done
Ill give you the love, cuz I gotta run!


Woody's speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKYtccXVQw

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ths
• tower hill
• english
• teacher
• graduation
• commencement
• speech
• awesome
• high school
• hilarious
• school

[ericcartman3001]

Truly the best Graduation Ceremony ever attended! What an amazing Brit!

[Boff123321]

Greatest Speaker EVER

[SuperJasontheman]

Thats a win.

[LAMFi1ms]

Ha ha, I was there. This moment blew my mind. What a great guy.

[x936]

Texas High School or Tennessee High School?

[linuxgeek64]

FAIL