Food 411 for One: Grocery List (mnemonic comedy)

Remembering what you need at the grocery store can be difficult, but remembering the words to a song is easy. This episode of the cooking show for people who live alone in cramped apartments teaches you such a song. Alton Brown had to get someone else to play the guitar for Cutting Board Blues, but our host does it all!

1. As I wander down the aisles
The smells and sounds and sights
Tempt me into buying
Some food to make tonight
The supermarket plays to
Such laziness and greed
Without you, theres confusion
I dont know what I need

Chorus: Do I need more bananas?
Is my coffee running out?
How many ramen noodle packs?
Is my garlic gonna sprout?

Is my chicken getting freezer burn?
Is there something that I missed?
I would know the answers
If I made...a grocery list

2. Why is buying yogurt
Such a calculating chore?
The prices never match what
They were the week before

I prefer convenience to
Responsibility
I dont like clipping coupons
I like buy one, get one free

Chorus: Do I need more bananas?
Is my OJ getting low?
How many eggs are in my fridge?
What did I buy a week ago?

Do I have enough tortillas?
Is there something that I missed?
I would know the answers
If I made...a grocery list
Shouldve made...a grocery list

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• food
• network
• alton
• brown
• good
• eats
• parody
• grocery
• list
• guitar
• song
• cooking
• show
• humor
• comedy
• funny
• music
• video
• store
• shopping

[ess1898]

I hope you end up making more food 411 for 1 videos. I really do enjoy them.