Xmas Time for Jews

Music Video for

Mai Li's NEW SINGLE

XMAS TIME FOR JEWS

WEBSITE: http://www.myspace.com/mailigoessolo
(Note: currently different from what it says in the video... But stay tuned for updates on Mai Li's new, improved website!)

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LYRICS
Xmas time is here, and I'm a Jew
My favorite time of year, how about you
Love that red & green; forget white & blue
Xmas time's just great when you're a Jew!

Every kid i know is underneath the mistletoe
Locking in a Xmas gift for two
Hanukkah ain't here, but who needs that? We got Xmas cheer!
Xmas time's just great when you're a Jew!

[spoken] Hey-- I know! Let's sing some Xmas songs!

Jingle Bells, Christmas sells, Let's go buy some stuff
Fa la la la la, la la la la la
Silent Night
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reinder,
O Tannenbaum, en Farfigneugen German

[interrupt] I DONT KNOW THE WORDS I'm a JEW

I had a little dreidel...

[spoken] Oh, whoops! I get confused! ...um...

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, seem to say
God rest ye merry gentlemen, does no one know the words?
Xmas is just great when you're a Jew.

[sniff... spoken] ahhhh. That christmas tree almost smells like...
...Christmas.


Xmas time is here, and I'm a Jew
My favorite time of year, how about you
That Jesus birthday's the hep-cat thing to do
Xmas time's just great when you're a--
Changing keys for christmas is just--
Getting gifts from Santa's really--
Xmas time's just great when you're a--

On the first day of Christmas, I'll be home...
Cause I'm a Jew.

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• music video
• xmas
• christmas
• jew
• santa
• mai li
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• christmas party
• nutcracker
• creepy santa
• smoking santa
• chinese food
• carousel
• westlake plaza
• kirkland
• slant
• santarchy
• ravenna kibbutz
• parody
• satire
• commericialization
• mistletoe
• carols
• caroling

[RGreeny26]

mai li is a hottie!

[seattledebs]

Wonderfully catchy and still stuck in my head. :) Mazal tov, and fahrvergnügen too!

[acerb45666555]

hehe! :)

[trekkette]

@MrEODTEK IF you google that title, you'll find it. This isn't a "different version," it's a completely separate thing.

[MrEODTEK]

where is the real DARLENE LOVE SNL CARTOON VERSION OF THIS TITLE????

"CHRISTMAS TIME FOR THE JEWS"

[tem1020]

By the way, Christmas, before it took the name on was originally a Talmudic & Pagan holy day well before Christ and these wolves in sheep’s clothing ( pulpit pimps) incorporated in to our Christian religion, so all these edomite jews merchants can get wealthy on our labor. So its ok, enjoy it.

[peepsthekilla23]

Very....

Original!

[trekkette]

@coffeetablesex right, because that would solve feeling alienated and irritated at Christmas paraphenalia at Christmas time. I'm sure all the Jews are going to convert now so they can enjoy Christmas. :)

[coffeetablesex]

Why don't you just stop being Jewish?

[smithla8]

Love this. It's becoming one of my favorite holiday classics.

[hugeSLIPKNOTfan1]

this is sooo gay

[oferu123]

Nice :)