SNES Reviews - Contra III

TheAimBots review Contra III. If you have a suggestion for a game for us to review on either the SNES, NES, or GameBoy platform, send us an e-mail at taereviews@gmail.com!

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[BPMead007]

You dumb asshole nobody gives a shit about fucking plot and getting all the goddamned eyelashes on the characters. This game has something shitty new games don't, and that's SOUL. The levels, bosses, and enemies are fucking beautiful and original and creative. You just odn't get it.

[bign3ck]

worst review ever, please STOP.

[OortCloud33]

You're an idiot.

[nintendoneil]

this was one of the best action games to come out on the snes, and got near perfect ratings in every magazine at the time this came out....I don't think you grew up playing this system because you obviously have no clue...what game are you going to bitch about next? Super Metroid?....Zelda Link to the Past perhaps?...

[schloppy1999]

this review sucks.

CONTRA III RULES!!

[hobocamptheater]

HELLO are you an idiot? your saying that it's not real enough. do aliens attack your neighbor hood? are you an expert on aliens? GOD YOU SUCK. This has to be a great game especially because it's on the snes. It's not supposed to look real. So bottom line you suck the game rocks and you suck at the game

[UltiMario1337]

You're the worst fucking reviewer ever. You didn't even fucking talk about the game. You just talked about how a tank didn't look "real enough" and how a turtle isn't frightening.

You're fucking terrible at this. Get the fuck off youtube this instant.

[koobsmooth]

You never answered the most important question.

Is the game fun?

Chessy graphics? Wow. What game at that time was better?

[Temposama]

Who gives a crap about realism! Is Mario realistic? Hell no! Is it one of the great game series ever? HELL YES! Don't question it, just enjoy it!

[Luigi84289]

It's a horrible game, the cutscenes are cheesy, the entire game is one big cheapfest with nowhere to move on the hard difficulty which you have to beat to actually beat the game. (makes no sense other difficulties shouldn't be there) And all the bosses are recycled, they coulnd't even be innovative. Play Hard corp for genesis/megadrive much better game.

[resident4thunder]

gotta be honest dude, ur not very good at reviewing.

All u do is point out small small things and talk about them, and not once actually reviewing the game. better luck next time XD