All-Hard *Improved*

Let's get some shit out of the way
Download: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/242995
I know I cant sing
I know I've posted a crappier version of this before
Music video coming to machinima.com whenever i feel like it
Lyrics

Somebody once told me the your mom was gunna blow me
She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
Firmly gripped on the tip of my foreskin

Well, my cocks now numbin but she wont stop hummin
just pulled the plug cuz im way past cummin
Did it occur just to stop when Im done
Your mouth stays dry but my head gets numb

Im out of here Im done you see
I dont have enough for your back seat
2 fuckin hours drys me you ho
the Stupid bitch cant even blow

[Chorus:]
Hey now, Get it all hard. get a condom, get laid
Hey now, this is prison get those pants off, get raped
And I dont need to be told
That a midget threesome wont uphold

It's a bad place, and they say it gets badder
youre ugly right now, wait until ya get fatter
But the meatier men beg to differ
They will make the hole in your ass a bit bigger

The prison gate is getting pretty thin
Your daughters gettin warm so I think Ill step in
The beds on fire, burning more
And I never want this pyromania cured

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Bill Cosby once asked If I could destroy his ass
he was real hammered and was willing to pay
I said no, fucking homo
Why dont you just go and fuck yourself
Because Im way outa your price range
Well the years keep comin and I dont stop fuckin
Fed through a tube cuz her she broke her jaw suckin
Women take bets just to shoot my gun
Ill do them hard till my head gets numb
Want something new, just come to me
Just know youll be takin some hot meat
You'll never pimp if you cant ho
Youll never suck if you cant blow

[Repeat Chorus]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• all
• hard
• star
• smash
• mouth
• parody
• lol
• music
• machinima
• funny

[modymoo2]

At least 300 views are mine XD

[spartannaboy]

This should be on iTunes.

[Stealthkill117]

MUSIC ViDEO!

I think its going to be on a sanity no included Skit! I hope

[sonic2471]

@modymoo2 At least 12,000 were mine O_O

[trask0706]

you should make an album

[SpawnPirate]

@Sims3Makeout Smash Mouth - All Star, I know its been a month, but meh.

[TheProphacy1]

i've been looking for this song for 2 years, bout fuckin time

[BlueSnech]

I just got this song on my ipod

[tantrum96]

@Sims3Makeout what do you mean?

[Sims3Makeout]

@tantrum96 then what is it because i dont know

[tantrum96]

@Sims3Makeout yes

[Sims3Makeout]

@tantrum96 Do you know what the song is?