Mykaila and Dania Show - Halloween Sketch

Okay, so the music stuff in the background kind of knocks out Dania's voice, so Im gunna put what she says in here, just in case. so listen carefully!

BEGINNING:
Dania : Hey this is the Mykaila and Dania show and we're doing a halloween special so I hope ya'll like it. It's kinda different, but hell, so am I

Heather: Hi everyone, my name is Heather Lancey and this is channel 5 news. We have a guest star today, so we'll take her to Marianna Trench for the interview back on Wake Up it's Wendy

Marianna: Hello everyone, I'm marianna trench and our guest is lovely miss Delila Evilfairy, let's welcome her.
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Delila: Well, thank you for the introduction Marianna, it's a pleasure being here today. Back on the farm, my piggie Alfredchino told me that I wouldn't be welcome, but Ol' Man Antegelope, my cow, argued with him. They're probably still yakking about this little thing.

Marianna: Oh well that's quite interesting, uhm, okay, so first question, when was the last time you partied?

Delila: Well the last time I partied was when I was out back with Alfredchino an' Ol' Man Antegelope. They were arguin about who gets my bum first. I told them...

Marianna: Okay, that's good, thank you. Onto the next question, when was the last time you had a shower?

Delila: Let's see, that must've been about when I was born. S'about 35 years. But we don't count like that. We count by the number of patches of fungus growing on our toes.

Marianna: Well uhm..GROSS. When was the last..er sorry. What was your most memoroble time with cheese?

Delila: Well let's see, it was when me and a block of cheese were in a fight an' he was saying "I got more mold on my body."...

Marianna: Excuse me, your cheese.....talks?

Delila: Yes. He does, everyone talks. An' I said, "I got more mold growing out of my ears then you got on your whole body." an he was like, "oh no you didn't" and i was like "yes I did."

Marianna: Uhm sorry, can you describe a hot barn?

Delila: Yes I can, he smelled like old oatmeal, hay, and pig manure all mixed together. He made my heart flutter so.

Marianna: That's really weird.. uhm, what's your favourite hardware item?

Delila: My wrench, its good for picking my butt. I need to get the crust off one day.

Marianna: That's kind of weird..uh, last question, what's your favourite thing to do with your fingers? WHO DESIGNED THESE QUESTIONS?

Delila: Well that was probably my cousin Jinny. Yea, Jinny, He's a boy. well, and that's easy, why don't you just go ask my pig?

Marianna: Well thank you Miss Evilfairy, that's our show for today.

Delila: Hey, wait, I designed a special song for ya'll show.
You ain't nothing but a hound-dog.
Playing with your fleas.
You ain't nothing but a hound-dog.
Good enough sex for me.
Thank you, thank you very much.

Marianna: UGH! I'm NEVER interviewing you AGAIN!

Delila: You'll be back, you'll ALL be back!

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the music makes my voice too quiet