National Ambulance Chasers Helpline

A spoof of the National Accident Helpline TV adverts. Also online at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIlaW6l4YZo

Thanks to all the folks at Newcastle College who made this possible.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• accident
• student
• parody
• spoof
• short
• film
• newcastle
• college

[xxxxTayTayxxxx]

WFT??? LOL That waz funny though!

[Oobervice]

Thanks :D

[marktsheppard]

...so anyway... I do NOT trust the Yankee Judges one bit... and I have zero faith in the court system... NOPE... but anyway... if anyone is super drunk... and so drunk that they can't even walk or stand straight... then get your self a cheap/old/used/raggedy bicycle with no brakes... and you can either "walk with the bike" ...to prop your self up... or you can sit on it... and use you feet to propel your self forward with foot action... and push-off from the ground... and slowly roll forward

[marktsheppard]

and I was paying attention.. I ended up imagining it... and I laughed spontaneously... becase riding a bike with no brakes is dangerous... yet to be drunk and to ride a cheap old crappy bike was somehow viewed as a danger to the public... and or vied as something extremely hazardous to society... and the Judge WAS trying to make the whole ticket and everything so serious... but anyway... the drunk guy was smarter than the Judge... and MORE logical... becase if your riding drunk... you will crash

[marktsheppard]

...anyway... the stupid cop... "through the book" ...at the poor-guy-defendant... and wrote the guy up for everything that a drunk guy on a bicycle can get... seriously... everything... including... NOT having brake-pads on his bicycle... or no brakes... or no brake pads were present during the DOT(department of transportation) inspection... ...hahaha... so at the moment... when at the super serious courtroom... and when I heard that one of the "charges" was no functioning brakes on a bicycle

[marktsheppard]

..."cracked down hard" ...and even gave me a threatening lecture... and a talking to

[marktsheppard]

...and he "cracked down hard on my supposed disrespect" ...hmmm(shame) ...because all that I did... was... that I laughed... a natural and spontaneous laughter... and NOT to loud... and I tried to keep it to my self... yet the Judge went ape-shit... and I was there to fight a speeding ticket... or to get an extension or something not really important... anyway... there was a case before mine... and some stupid cop pulled over some Hispanic guy... on a bicycle... and the cop gave him a DUI and...

[marktsheppard]

..and that's the biggest problem with society... every one is trying to be their own ambulance chaser... and to be a victim... and especially cops and deputies... and the thin-skinned Judges... who are so sensitive... and get offended over the wrong thing... or they want to interpret something as an attack on them... becase I remember this one stupid Judge in Santa Ana... and he even threatened me with all kinds of legal actions against me... for supposedly disrespecting him... and his courtroom

[ManicRay]

hehe pretty funny vid nice 1 :)

[tom1984uk]

0:14 LOL

[Oobervice]

Thanks :) Check out /users/MediaBits if you want to see what the rest of my class made that day :)

[randommegs]

:) tehe i like this vid