Twilight Abridged - Chapter Seventeen
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So, baseball game, in an open field, with aluminum bats, during a thunderstorm?
Two words; lightning strike.
Sparkling pixies electrocuted and burst into flames. Traditional, folkloric vampires dance over their charred and smoking remains.
The End.
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WOOO always look forward to your Twilight Abridged : ) Odd how we never see the Cullens play Vamp baseball again. It's like Meyer had attempted to draw in male readers but gave up before really even trying.
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How can you do this?! MY eyes would be burning by now.
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ah...ok, that's cool. keep up the good work! :D
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Makes a person wonder if that would only make them sparkle more if they burst into flames, doesn't it?
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Why would a jeep meant for a bunch of rock hard sparkle-pixies even have a seatbelt? Let alone a harnass. Son't say because of the law, cause Meyer's Sparkle-pixies seem to find themselves above it as it is.
you seem to forget to mention that the infodumps are forced and out of place. (Telling a tragedy at a baseball game sounds like a wet blanket, eh?) Great rant tho! i do hope you finish the whole thing. ;;)
jusk8lp 2 years ago
Nah, I've not forgotten. I'm just trying to keep 'em shorter than I had in the past. >.>
Y'know..stay true to the title of the project.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
The Antagonists are Bella an Edward...the only people that make this love (using the term loosely) "forbidden"
ErikIng333 2 years ago
Rather pathetic when the two allegedly in love are the only ones forbidding said alleged love, eh? >.>
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
hahahaha
you should do more
hahaha
blondEmoClub 2 years ago
I plan to. But my computer's dead, and the one I access from currently sucks. But there will be more, have no fear. ;)
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago