Irn Bru Advert: Crazy Yanks

Irn Bru Advert: Crazy Yanks

Irn Bru Crazy Yanks Lyrics

Don't you know it's one of those ads?
Lots of kids with white teeth and giant shoulder pads.
It's not a drink from those crazy yanks
Because it's made right here, you know it's tougher than tanks!

Made in Scotland from girders.
Unpronouncable too!
Made in Scotland from girders.
It's called Barr's, Irn Bru!?

'Til the day is feeling quite fun
If you see a hit single go to Number One.
The only fly in the ointment, Irn Bru's that claim:
Made in Scotland from girders.

There goes your chance of fame
It's a bit of a shame.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Irn
• Bru
• Advert
• Crazy
• Yanks
• irn-bru
• soft
• drink
• coke
• cola

[hibeeguy]

its a big seller in russia me thinks, or at least it used to be challenging some other drink for no 1 seller in said country. intell is about 8 year auld, cannae be ersed confirming.

At least Barr dont have to drug you to build a customer base!

[littomeh1234]

ochnaymebrain@ well said;) irn bru is like the best fukn drink oot!!:Lxx

[smilekatysmile]

made in scotland from gurders!!!!! Love it!

[yt776]

@mceizia2 That's the ending of this advert:

youtube.com/watch?v=5RwNlLxwSl­c

[mceizia2]

Classic! Although i'm pretty sure there was a variant where at the very end when he smacks the vending machine, a can ejects at high -speed right into his groin.

Think it was deemed too distasteful and they changed it. Anyone remember it or is my bad memory???

[Dannycuk]

@claudis192 Irn Bru still outsells any other soft drink in Scotland today by a massive percentage.

[mickeymyhamster]

@ochnaymebrain it doesnt matter what country someone comes from it is who they are and in this day and age talk like this shouldn't be tolerated, it is disgusting and I hope that one day you will realise being scottish isn't following a bad portrayal of William Wallace

[mickeymyhamster]

@th3magicnumber really? is this a joke because that is just absurd

[mickeymyhamster]

@ochnaymebrain eh actually i do know what happened in the past and it has nothing to do with this video so dont go around assuming that i dont.

[themaster8902]

@ochnaymebrain You didnt have any intellect to waste on me. Stop trying to type Scottish slang because you are pretty pish at that. Anyway heres one for you, away an bile yer hied ya pure mad mental heavy dafty and inject sum bad skag. Give my regards to your wee boyfriend Mel Gibson.