Drake Best I Ever Had (Now My Grades Are Bad)

You know, I made a lot of songs for a few of my friends. This is not to be confused, this one's for school.

College work is killing me, I got a paper coming.
And I know its real long, longer than the nile cousin
I really don't know anything,
Homework? Dog, I've never done it
Plus I hate reading so much I can't eat an English muffin

GPA is going down, but I'm tryna get it up
I don't wanna read another piece of literature
Which means my best friend, is Wikipedia
And I got the same thought running through my mind

I shoulda studied for the test,
studied for the test,
studied for the test,
studied for the test

I didn't now my grades are bad
now my grades are bad
now my grades are bad
now my grades are bad

I shoulda studied for the-

Know I got a project. Can't remember what its on
Maybe U.S politics, on second thought I think I'm wrong
YEP! Yeah I think I'm wrong. Chances are your boy is wrong
Teacher must be playin sayin "Single Spaced, 8 pages long"

Ha, best believe it's gon' be spaced twice
Tryin out this pi (π) but cousin something doesn't taste right
sick of losing points im hoping i can get my game tight
lowering my standard to where sandals are the same height

Nike shorts, white beater, reading with the tv on
feelings like a idiot, was tryna get my study on
sitting in my boxers watching Law and order Marathons
Stay up Day n Night my life is something like that Cudi jawnnnn

I tried patience but im hating school
Never paid attention so at college, dog its nothing new
I'm frustrated, bout to lose it...
Forget it son, it time to chuck the deuces

(Chorus)

Test, Fail, Shame, lately ive been on the lame list
Grades so low, they could probably chill with Satan
When my average drops, teachers will blame it on each other
And students will look right at me and think its cuz my color (brother)

I can read later, cuz the book aint going no where
Library is open but you know that i won't go there
Puttin on a front like school is dumb and that i don't care
when in fact i do, im failing math and i am so scared

Cuz eventually ill go home
And have to explain the grades shown
On my transcript, and judging by my Dad's tone
He's gon snatch me up, and whoop my butt until the skin's gone

Yeah. just know my parents, they don't play games
And will treat me like we really didnt share a last name
Mom is known to up slap somebody like she's Rick James
Guess im homeless now, well that is up until my grades change

Category:

Music

Tags:

• drake
• best
• ever
• had
• nate
• williams
• parody
• funny
• grades
• glasgow
• salisbury
• cameron
• wilson

[nightowl27593]

My friend was like "Is drake singing this?" and I had to say no. Then she relized lol So you should take that as a complment

[natexn8]

@nightowl27593 hahah oh snap. yeah ill def take that as a compliment lol

[LiveLoveLaugh2112]

you have an amazing voice:]

[natexn8]

@LiveLoveLaugh2112 lol thanks my friend Cameron singing the "GPA is down" part..but ill be sure to pass on the message ha

[xRaGxproductionsx]

wtf.. 2,700 views? this would have 270,000 EASY if you had a video with it mane. get on that! this is great

[natexn8]

@xRaGxproductionsx im working on the video as we speak man. i just got to figure out how to use Final Cut and get some free time to shoot it. you'll def see when its up tho

[Robertianocockrell]

im in that situation now

[TheAbdullah4168]

i dont know how this happend to me i swear i always had 99.1+ now im 87.3 and tomorow they well give me my grades i hope i get 90+ atleast

[enrager1234]

LOL if that is your real voice it i s good

[demidemi9]

sounds exactly like drake o.o

[LiveRaidei]

and it was a bad hair day lol

[LiveRaidei]

@stevebroskim Thats me, and I'll take it as a compliment :)

[LiveRaidei]

@natexn8 Sadly, I'm not drake lol