Katy Perry - California Gurls (Vermont Bois Remix)

Video coming soon....

I know a place
Where the hills are really greener
Raised in the wild
We've got unfiltered well water

Sippin' microbrews
Layin' underneath the pine tree
All the heifers how they moo
When I roll up in my Subaru

Well you can travel the world
But it's hard to leave all this Cabot Cheese
You'll be falling in love
With them bois of VT

Vermont bois
Definition of natural
Steel toed boots, yeah, the beaters on top
30-below
So cold we'll need our flannels

Vermont bois
yeah we're oh-so simple
No Billboards
No fancy cars
30-below
So cold you'll nipples will grow

Sex can't compete
With a pint of Ben and Jerry's
No beach
Screw the jeep
my hybrids got the most M.P.G's

Well you can travel the world
But it's hard to leave all these maple trees
You'll be falling in love
With them bois of VT

Vermont bois
Definition of natural
Steel toed boots, yeah, the beaters on top
30-below
So cold we'll need our flannels

Vermont bois
yeah we're oh-so simple
No Billboards
No fancy cars
30-below
So cold what's global warming?

Fit, toned, ready to bone
turn it up cause im in the zone
Really, really Northeast
these girls are the girls that shave the least
You know my girl now let me show ya
kiss her, touch her, feed her granola
Us bois are freaks first place that ain't straight
We fly so low you won't know we're a state
But I'm alright I still love the sights
Rollin' mountains my bois are white
Burlington, Bennington
We love our state, everythin'

All my bois hangin' out
With some girls, hangin' out
Minorities are so foreign, please
Most guys here just pretend to be G's
Now take your girl do whatever you want
Blaze her up with the VT pot
No gun laws here so we're packin' a lot
Now put your gats up cause we're reppin' Vermont

Vermont bois
Definition of natural
Steel toed boots, yeah, the beaters on top
30-below
So cold we'll need our flannels

Vermont bois
yeah we're oh-so simple
No Billboards
No fancy cars
30-below
So cold what's global warming?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Gurls
• California
• Katy
• Perry
• Vermont
• Bois
• Parody
• boys
• 802
• maple
• syrup
• subaru

[Carebear513513]

i this song available anywhere, i fell in love with it and so want it on my ipod. plz..

[iansquared]

@Carebear513513 Thanks! send me your email...I'll send it over.

[jmcllarky]

dude where can i download this???

[iansquared]

@jmcllarky if you give me your email i'll send it to you

[shaunna321]

OMG! LMAO....I love it! I live in southern VT and this is sooo true! I about died when I heard "Sex....doesn't compare to Ben & Jerry's"

[iansquared]

@shaunna321 where in s. vt?

[ncolby91]

what about the vermont girls

[bballgirl4ever0211]

I'M from Vermont and all this is sooo true! I love it!

[Clearflight89]

possibly the gayest and campest piece of pop star sycophancy I have ever heard.

[745Blackrose]

@Jeydonators No Fairfax (forgot my old youtube so i gotta new one)

[745Blackrose]

Like if your from Vermont! :)

[fionapearle]

Vermont??? What state is that in?? Haha just kidding, but i have seriously been asked that at least 5 times before, GO VT!!!

[skrillexXloveyy]

I'm from Vermont. This is So true. XDDD

[taylorrox7843]

i.. know a place where there are more cows than people

[802folife]

Man this was awsome, made my day

[jdorr12345]

GO SYRUP