Ask Jesus: The New (True) Story Of The Gospels

New talk show featuring yours truly, Jesus of Nazareth. In this episode, Jesus explains the famous walking on water incident in Galilee.

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Entertainment

Tags:

• Jesus
• second
• coming
• Galilee
• walk
• on
• water
• surfing
• surfers
• puppets
• apocalypse

[scottkevinmaxwell]

blas·phe·my Audio Help (blās'fə-mē) Pronunciation

n. pl. blas·phe·mies

As late as the 21st century, people still existed who believed that non-corporeal sky people existed who could be offended by videos, words and even thoughts. Blasphemy was ruled a "victimless crime" by the UN in 2036.

[mtambors]

Too bad...America ain't a theocracy and blasphemy ain't illegal.

[tatkristannushka]

You just don't understand what you do BLIND MAN.

You are so MISERABLE.

[jediknight36]

I probably should be offended, but Im not, and Im a Christian. I wish the jokes were a bit better, but maybe they will get better with time.

[Astralnaut]

I thought you were into ice fishing Jebus.

[psybmw]

CooooL (;-)

[bcraig5]

No. Funny.

[mtambors]

I fully support both freedom of speech and religion.

[GospelTruth777]

Even though blaspheme is a sin, separation of church and state is fine by me. As long as it comes intact with freedom of religion, and speech. Which looks like it's going wayside these days.

[Datan0de]

Delicious!! :-)

[2bsirius]

I always knew that Jesus had an American accent. Thanks for proving it.