Paris Hilton-♥♥♥♥Paris for president [+LYRICS]

Paris For President
At the Palms chillin' with the martini
Paris For President
Your commander in bikini
When they tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation
And ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade,
In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey!
Paris For President
Not another oldie cliche
Paris For President
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay
If youre gonna put lipstick on a pig,
Make sure that shade matches the skin-tone
You can trust me with my finger on the button
Nucular (Bush voice) a sad vocabulary don't!
Trading in the cabinet for a walk, in, closet Hey!
Paris For President
America should put me in charge
Paris For President
Look at Bush it cant be that hard
Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when one of the judges kicks the bucket
I'll put him on the Court Supreme
Then I'll paint the white house pink
And look into a trip to Maui
Paris for President
A proponent of clean air energy
Paris for President
The real Maverick in D.C.
Water boarding is torture and
Global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police
And fix the economy with all of the new jobs
Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey!
Paris for President
Get your cute little butt out there and vote
Paris for President
Dispensing beauty tips, and hope
Paris for President (repeats)
I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message

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[3ANA3ANA3]

YAAA!!!! PARIS FOR PRESIDENT

i just wish this was real

[Piefestival2000]

a "pink" (white) house doesnt make sense really...

[ivegotonedirectionin]

lol

[Blondfemaleweezy]

I LOVE HEEEEEER!!!!!!



[hyenateethx]

She is actually so unreal intelligent, all of the dumb shit and tv appearances are nothing but her character

[3ANA3ANA3]

YAAA!!!! PARIS FOR PRESIDENT

[scarpynka1]

maybe she isnt dumb but...

even smart person cant do something like THIS!!!!

[Katzykeens]

@maeandeloise

o.o Open my mind?

I don't think that'll fix anything.

[singram94]

i would vote for her just cause she is so hot i wish i could marry her someday she looks like my ex but she would be a major upgrade from my last one. oooooohhhhhhhh yea Paris for president I'm voting for her even if she isn't on the ballot I'm just gonna write her name on ballot & turn it in no matter what I'm voting for. For the rest my life no matter what.

[maeandeloise]

@Katzykeens whatever, the world is weird. its the same as anything else i might not make sense or even he right but i doesnt make it not true. open your mind just a little for once maybe

[Katzykeens]

@maeandeloise

Oh that's right, America doesn't pay smart people to be smart xD

They pay smart people to pretend to be dumb :P