7 Words You Can't Say on the Internet
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Fact: Michael Swaim is funny.
And I mean REALLY funny. Not the kind of immature funny that means you can only get a group of stoned 13 - 16 year olds snort-laughing (and they're laughing at YOU, not your joke,) I mean that intelligent kind of funny which means people don't get bored listening to you make a really good observation about life.
POWER TO THE SWAIM!
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meh
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MISTER SWAIM.
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i love to Rape babies tiny nigger cunts while i salute hitler!
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Swaim you're such a niggercunt.
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Well damn...I didn't want to force myself sexually on a baby before, but now I'm not so sure...
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pornography 60% of the time???
surely you haven't associated yourself with many 18 year olds such as myself :P
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What's with the constant stereo panning? I listened to this with my new headphones and holy shit. I can't believe I didn't catch that before. Were you just spinning back and forth in your chair while recording or something?
The cascading Bill Cosby made this. Don't get me wrong. It was hilarious, but somehow a mature and well thought-out soliloquy. The thing is I was listening while doing other crap around my room. When I turned to see the Cosby picture sliding down the page like an HTML marquee tag, I spit my drink out. I now also know that that cliche isn't just an apocryphal rumor. I have to get coffee out of my bed sheets.
Rikutosan 1 year ago 31
The stereo panning on the voice recording along with the music makes it seem like Michael Swaim is flying around my head filling me with his mystical internet wisdom.
KipSama 6 months ago 14