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7 Words You Can't Say on the Internet

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Uploaded by on Jun 24, 2008

For the text version of this bit, or some more context, please visit cracked.com/blog or search for George Carlin's "7 Words You Can't Say on Television" routine.

George Carlin RIP.

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  • The cascading Bill Cosby made this. Don't get me wrong. It was hilarious, but somehow a mature and well thought-out soliloquy. The thing is I was listening while doing other crap around my room. When I turned to see the Cosby picture sliding down the page like an HTML marquee tag, I spit my drink out. I now also know that that cliche isn't just an apocryphal rumor. I have to get coffee out of my bed sheets.

  • The stereo panning on the voice recording along with the music makes it seem like Michael Swaim is flying around my head filling me with his mystical internet wisdom.

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  • Fact: Michael Swaim is funny.

    And I mean REALLY funny. Not the kind of immature funny that means you can only get a group of stoned 13 - 16 year olds snort-laughing (and they're laughing at YOU, not your joke,) I mean that intelligent kind of funny which means people don't get bored listening to you make a really good observation about life.

    POWER TO THE SWAIM!

  • @Toyman1982

    meh

  • I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MISTER SWAIM.

  • i love to Rape babies tiny nigger cunts while i salute hitler!

  • Swaim you're such a niggercunt.

  • Well damn...I didn't want to force myself sexually on a baby before, but now I'm not so sure...

  • pornography 60% of the time???

    surely you haven't associated yourself with many 18 year olds such as myself :P

  • What's with the constant stereo panning? I listened to this with my new headphones and holy shit. I can't believe I didn't catch that before. Were you just spinning back and forth in your chair while recording or something?

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