SMA Contest 3 Entry 2

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My second and last entry attempt at SMA Contest 3! Like before the video length and actual script length are not the same.

Anyway time to post the script because rules are important
SMA Contest 3 Script 3



*Scene: Girls are practicing for the play in animal costumes and Raye takes off her head piece*
Raye: FUCK THIS FURRY SHIT! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M DRESSING UP SO SOME SICK CREEP CAN FAP TO ME CHANGING SPECIES!
Lita: No kidding dawg, you think I want some dude thinking of me turning into a gorilla? I don't play that shit yo.
Melvin: Come oooon girls you didn't want to be dwarfs, it's either this or WoW basement dwellers thinking of you becoming Dwafs.
Raye: I HATE YOU ANNE, I HOPE I CAN DRAG YOUR SOUL TO HELL, BATHE IT IN MOLTEN LAVA AND MELT IT INTO A STEW TO FEED TO SATAN! YOU BITCH!
Amy: Screw it...Melvin why the hell are you an Elephant?
Melvin: Huh?
Amy: *slightly raising voice each sentence* What the hell kind of forest do they live in? Is Snow White in Africa? Are her family slave owners that stole land!? Is that what you want to teach people Melvin!? Because that's what you're conveying!
Lita: Yo...dawg...calm down.
Amy: Sorry...it's just to the point that I think even the Japanese version of this show stopped caring.
Anne: Now, now let us stop with the fighting, *in singsong voice* Darien we need to practice kissing again!
Serena: *in thought with a nasally voice while "Actual DiC LOGIC" flashes at the bottom of the screen* Anne just you wait until after the play, when you turn a corner I'll...wait WHY THE HELL ARE MY THOUGHTS NASALLY!?

*scene shift to Anne looking at Pillow thinking of Darien*
Pillow Darien: Ah Princess Anne, time for a long overly drawn out kiss, then sex, then both at once.
Anne: Oh yes, keep talking the dirty you sexy, sexy beast! I want to...how do they say...make the whoopee with you.
Alan: Okay, you're talking to a pillow and you're in a dress. *slightly pleased* I see you've blended into the Earth Female Culture well. But stop that, you're doing it too well.
Anne: Then we can go and have the hot coffee my sexy Darien.
Alan: *in thought* Crazy bitch what the hell can she be thinking when she reads this shitty book...*imagines him and Serena together doing the kissing scene while "As The World Falls Down" from Labyrinth plays for 5 seconds.* Oh god damn it! Here I was just 10 minutes away from getting a Day 1 on No Bate Mastering! *sighs mentally but face turns red and now sounding a bit pleased* Must go get the lube now...
Anne:*in thought* WE'RE...TELEPATHIC! *Alan stands silently there for 3 seconds then closes the door*

*scene shifts to the play getting started*
Serena: *Nasally* I don't want to live anymore, Raye is this what it feels like to be you?
Raye: HELL YEAH IT DOES! I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP SERENA! *Air Raid siren plays*
Darien: *while speaking over the siren* WELL THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START!
Ann: *in thought* Finally now I can get a kiss from Darien and then I can take him to my place, maybe scramble his brains to make him my sex slave. No, that sounds too desperate, who'd be so pathetic that they'd mind control him? *curtain rises to show Monster of the week*
Monster: *Like the Jerry Lewis clown from Animaiacs* Hey little PEOPLE! We're going to be having the fun and the energy draining and freunlavin!
Serena: *still with nasally voice* Huh...didn't see THAT in the script. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the cliff notes.
Lita: Dawg you're lost try outs for the Creepy Clown is across the street. Don't have much faith with that act though.
Raye: SHUT UP LITA! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT KEEP IT UP, IT'LL DELAY THIS SHOW LONGER, I THINK ANNE MIGHT CRY IF YOU RUIN HER SHOW! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD HER TEARS WILL TASTE AFTER ALL THE SUFFERING I WENT THROUGH AGAINST MY OWN VOLITION!
Mina: Liiiiike who does your make up?
Amy: *With "Actual DiC Dialogue" under her* Maybe she's the seventh...no that's stupid I'm not saying it *with "Amy say the damn line" Under her* No Vfan I'm not doing this. It makes no sense *with "Amy..." Under her* We're not dressed as dwarfs we're animals now, it makes no sense! Not to mention he...she...WHATEVER is a clown! *With "Amy Say the line or I'll have you read The Dark Knight Strikes Again." under her and Amy speaks quickly.* I think she's the seventh dwarf, I think she's the seventh dwarf *breaking down into a half cry half talk* I THINK SHE'S THE SEVENTH DWA-ARRRRFFFF *"Good Girl" Appears under her as she cries in fear and pain*

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