My Wish and Tip for Halloween 10/30/2011

I wish I possessed height-weight proportioned regenerative wings on my back allowing me to fly up to 500 mph, containing a navigation/direction system, that doesn't destroy clothes when visible yet allows me to hide them when desired while giving my body the strength of 20 Airbus 380s without affecting my body appearance
If you're giving candy to trick or treaters for Hallowee, ask if they are allergic to peanuts and/or nuts (unless your candy doesn't contain or were manufactured around such)

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[bimboblacky]

Ooops...spelling boo-boo...tough word though. PHENYLALANINE. I think that restored the missing syllable. Hate those organic chemical names. Let me C...did I 4-get anything else? OH, yeah...Kevin oughta get a kick out of THIS. Costume Suggestion: Go dressed as a compassionate conservative (C, lots of Americans think such people R FICTIONAL...that they don't exist!) Or, U could go out dressed like the current Pope's been dressing lately. (B sure 2 tell them U R *not* gay despite the outfit!)

[bimboblacky]

& YES, check on the allergies first with the NUTS especially. Also some kids have allergies 2 milk & milk by-products (so milk chocolate is a ROTTEN idea 4 THEM), & on the sugar-free stuff, in order 2 "cover my anatomy" THERE (I have family in medicine), any kid with PKU needs less than ZERO NutraSweet! ONE of the 2 key ingredients of that stuff actually IS phenylaline!!!

Yucch! & on the fruit, DON'T do dates, figs or bananas, please. WAY 2 much natural sugar, people. But Happy Hallowe'en!

[bimboblacky]

U mean we can't pass out BEER & SCRAMBLED EGGS like the Coneheads from Melmac on SNL??? (Sorry, they kept claiming they were from France. Funny how readily that story was ACCEPTED by every-1 who met them, hmmm.) Anyway, YES, do B careful, INSPECT your kids' candy when they get back (or WHILE with them out doing their thing, preferably), may-B even take them 2 an INDOOR "thingy" (much safer), & pass OUT something healthy! U know, GUM, sugar-free stuff, transfat-free stuff, FRUIT, NUTS, etc.