3D Can't Beat A Waifu

Happy Valentine's Day, /a/.
MP3 Link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?tje9pextr0ggrvz

Lyrics:
I know what you're thinking
What's /a/non been drinkin'
That girl is smokin' hot

Alphas could go date her
But I'm so fucking Beta
And there's one thing she is not

To score a girl may be just fine
But I'd rather love the 2D kind
It's a truth you can't refute
3D can't beat a waifu

Find a new world
Fall in love with a girl
One on your computer screen
Maybe she can fly
Or she has just one eye
Or is delicious DFC

She shoots you with electric shocks
Or a slut that needs plenty of cocks
She could be tsundere too
3D can't be a waifu

They have colorful hair
And a nice derriere
She may possibly be a girl with brother issues
Or maybe she's a trap
Or has a giant rack

Now give your pillows a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions, if you'll please.

What would you do if you had to choose between your waifu or your parents' pride?
Waifu
What you say if if you gave her up today and in return you could go outside?
Waifu
Could you defend having plenty of friends over a faithful waifu?
It's true
What if the girl is nice and she is just right and-
Just the FUCK UP! I do not want a 3D PIG DISGUSTING SLUT!

Girls are hoes and we're alone but there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no excepted substitute
Bitches and whores will hate and groan
Who cares? I'm forever alone
2D is the only one I'll ever choose
Cause 3D can't beat, I'll just stick to,
The best dimension involves just 2,
I love my,
(so ronery ;_;)
Waifu~~~


In case anyone actually thinks I actually made the music too, in reality, it's just a re-worded version of How I Met Your Mother's "Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5i1Xb-nLHw with an instrumental version I randomly found on the internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlT4Yi-clsI.

I'm not talented.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• 3D
• Can't
• Beat
• Waifu
• /a/
• is
• full
• of
• bros
• implying
• I'm
• not
• aware
• that
• this
• pathetic

[BakaAlchemist2]

Mr. Ronery, will you do anything special for this year's Valentine's Day ? =O

[roneryanon]

@BakaAlchemist2

I'll start working on it.

[yatayatayata]

Turn on transcribe audio... 0:18

Enjoy

[roneryanon]

@yatayatayata

lol'd hard

[TheUnbreakableOtaku]

This is my theme song

[RaveriusMax]

this was awesome.

[MaishidaSakusei]

Fuck yes! Perfect song last year and still the perfect song for this year.

[Abahkan]

Another year of doing nothing. Keep it real guys.

[AkimboBattleLolis]

Ronery, can I pretend you're my valentines this year? ;_;

[BroAnonymous]

@StarlightDreamer12

A large amount of the people with waifus(although not all of them) have the same mentality that you do, except substitute women where you put men. They usually have had some legitimately horrifying experiences with women to compound that, and if some nice, caring woman stumbled upon them, I'm sure they would rethink their positions. Some people with waifus just do it as a joke, and the odd few are serious about rejecting 3D Relationships.

[necronomicon009]

@roneryanon Please explain.

[roneryanon]

@necronomicon009

2DEEP4U

[necronomicon009]

@StarlightDreamer12 I apologize if I'm mistaken but I'm pretty sure this is making fun of lonely otaku's. In their mind calling girls bitches and hoes is another way for them to justify not trying to find a good girl and settling for a 2D fictional character. Sure it's a sad and pathetic life but that is what it's like to be "forever alone."

[HogJuice66]

@StarlightDreamer12 Then don't be 3DPD. Most of us are just as vexed if not more so than yourself.